Happy Endings: Top Model Sneak Peek

jade_elephant.jpg• Video for tonight’s episode of Top Model. We were sure Nnenna was going to win, but she was such a bitch we’re glad she’s gone. And as much as we love love LOVE Jade, it’s all about Joanie. Ever since she said she wants to be a stay-at-home mom for a living, we’ve been in love. And once Tyra paid to fix those busted teeth, it was pretty clear they were thinking she might go all the way. [TopModel]

• Miu at Socialite Life thinks Heidi Klum and Seal are the best couple ever. We agree. The way Heidi’s eyes light up when she talks about her hubby, it’s so sweet! Ah, love. [SocialiteLife]

Ryan Seacrest can spread his legs wider than, well, us. And that’s saying a LOT. [Jossip]

Andy Dick is a complete nightmare. First we reported on his “I steal because I’m so famous!” ways in New Orleans; now he’s let loose at Coachella. [Defamer]