• We don’t know how long this witch montage took, but pointy hats off to the creator! Oh, and great Eartha Kitt song!
• Cuban queers form rights group.
• This is fucked up! The Federal Emergency Management Agency (aka FEMA) held a fake press conference about the California fires. Again, fucked up.
• What will Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes be for Halloween?
• Buy Jack Pierson postcards!
• Ellen’s breakdown gives ratings boost.
• Is the condom dead? We sure as fuck hope not.