Happy Endings: Witch!

• We don’t know how long this witch montage took, but pointy hats off to the creator! Oh, and great Eartha Kitt song!

Chris Crocker wants to be Britney Spears: crotch flashing and all. Warning, this shit ain’t cute. Nor is it safe for work.

Cuban queers form rights group.

• This is fucked up! The Federal Emergency Management Agency (aka FEMA) held a fake press conference about the California fires. Again, fucked up.

• What will Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes be for Halloween?

• Buy Jack Pierson postcards!

Ellen’s breakdown gives ratings boost.

• Is the condom dead? We sure as fuck hope not.