Happy Endings: With Bells On

• We’re assuming this is some sort of sex line commercial. It’s quite queer.

• Writer’s strike claims another victim: the Justice League.

• Scooby and the gang have fun with Scientology.

• Black minister asks Barack Obama to address gay equality at Monday’s debate in Myrtle Beach.

Obama compares himself to Reagan, world goes nuts.

• Ad agency behind celebrity political endorsements. Thanks Lord & Thomas!

Ellen needs her writers back. And some medicine.

• Jossip editor decides to make “To LRH” her catch phrase of the year. Queerty editor thinks it’s stupid.

bull; More and more men refuse prostate exam as genetic research opens doors.

Andrew Sullivan turns election politics into poetics. (AABBA)