Happy Halloweenie!

It wouldn’t be a Halloween without some constrained cocks! Our friend over at Pretty On The Outside has been keeping his eyes peeled for famous penises and offers this report card on his findings. We have to object to Spencer Pratt’s A-. That’s clearly a B. As for Adrian Grenier, POTO says, I’m not quite sure what’s going on down there, but I appreciate the effort.” Agreed.

On a related note, POTO wants you to check out his other site: Pretty At A Distance, which offers a collection of absolutely frightful drag creations.

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  • Rt. Rev. Dr. RES

    Just as politics has both a left and right angle….we must always believe that the difference between those who show and those who grow is that with the former you get what you see and with the latter, there is always much room for surprised improvement.

  • Matt

    Or (i.e., Mr Grenier) the surprise may be a wadded-up sock.

  • Alan down in Florida

    I agree with Matt. It looked stuffed to me too.

  • DavidDust

    That’s a nice package on Brody!

  • Adrian Grenier's Socks

    Adrian Grenier was clearly going for shock value and he succeeded. The buzz across the web about his costume is amazing. He is getting a lot of free publicity out of one costume. I didn’t think he could top his trip to Australia, and his bevy of blonde Aussie babes, but he did it!

    You go, Adrian!!!!

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