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Happy Thanksgiving! Why Are You On The Internet?

Don’t even tell me you and I are the only ones working on Thanksgiving! Or maybe you’re at home reading Queerty because you’re avoiding the family? Or, also probable, you’re a non-American wondering WTF we’re doing killing so many non-flying feathered birds. Either way, I need some company, so please share what you’re doing today, with whom, what you’re eating, where you’re visiting, or whether you’re celebrating all by your lonesome, in which case I want to know which brand of scotch you’re enjoying. Please! Fill my void!