As you can tell, we’re pretty easily entertained. And if there’s one thing, we love a terrible joke. You know, the atrociously corny, grandfather type?
They’re the worst, but we like them anyway. Especially when they’re gay. Here are a few knee slappers for your afternoon. Okay, well, “knee slapper” is a stretch, but that could be a good edition to gay speak. No?
Q: What do you call a gay bar with no place to sit?
A: A fruit stand!
Q: What does the gay pirate say?
A: Aaaaaaaaren’t you gonna suck my dick?
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Q: What does a gay man call his testicles?
A: Mud flaps.
Gross. Anyway, we know it’s asking a lot, but we’d love to hear your ridiculously simple gay jokes. Send ’em along.
Whatever Happened to Baby Queerty?
Ancient, recycled gay jokes? Are you KIDDING? Seriously…don’t you have anything better to blog about? No? Forget this mess, I’m going to Towleroad.
Ashamed
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass.
lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refridgerator? The refrigerator doesn’t moan when you put the meat in.
Brad
What’s the difference between a gay man and a fridge? The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Classic.
Richard
Umm… wouldn’t the first joke be “What do you call a gay bar with no seats?”
Yeah, doesn’t make a whole lot of sense otherwise.
brian
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasoreass
AJ
Two fags and two lesbians leave for San Francisco at the same time. Who gets there first?
The Lesbians. They’re going lick-a-de-split. The fags are still packing their shit.
kb
Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: *snap* Haaaay!
Charlie
Q: How do you make a gay man fuck a woman?
A: Shit in her cunt.
Q: What did one condom say to the other condom when they walked past the gay bar?
A: Shall we go in and get shit-faced?
Kittrah
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well hung.
Jeffrey Williams
Who was the gays’ favorite “American Idol”?
William HUNG! 😉
Patrick EG
What do Lesbians do on a first date… besides moving in together?
What do you get when you cross Colin Ferrel and Brad Pitt?
Nothing (Fun watching them try, though!).
Have you heard that Pocahontis had a gay brother?
Pocahiney.
Richard
Thanks for crediting me with catching your mistake… oh, wait, you didn’t. Yeah, thanks.
Sir Dirty Joke
Pretty funny!
Fendie
How do u detect a gay smoker?
Check his shoulders for cigarette ash.
Wim
I don’t get the last one.
Q: What is a gay without a dick?
A: A straight woman.
Jezebel
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Turn it upside down.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A: A Lick-her (liquor) cabinet
How can you tell if a guy has a high sperm count?
A: You have to chew before you can swallow
What’s the difference between a trick and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A:Because all those men already have boyfriends.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 pounds
What do you call the gay man with no arms, no legs, and a ten inch penis?
A: Partially disabled and popular.
Why do tampons have strings?
A so lesbians can floss after eating.
How do you get a Nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar/choir boy.
What do a gay gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can smell it all day, but can’t eat it.
What’s the most popular pickup line at a gay bar?
A: May I help you push in your stool?
What does the Bermuda Triangle and gay men have in common?
A: They have both swallowed a lot of seamen (semen).
My cousin is gay; in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.~Rodney Dangerfield