It’s been some time since we allocated space to the celebration of gay-themed jokes, so we thought we’d take a little second to revive the critically acclaimed comedic series, Hardy-Har-Har: Stupid Gay Humor. To get this fresh round started, we did a little detective work and came up with a little sampler of what we’re looking for:
What did one gay sperm say to another?
“How do we find an egg in all of this shit?”What do you call two gays on a waterbed?
A fruit float!What’s a homosexual masochist?
A sucker for punishment!Two faggots were on a sunny beach. The first one said, “Shall I put the umbrella up?” “Yes,” replied the second homo, “But don’t open it, I’m a bit sore!”
That’s some good shit right there, but we long for more. So, we implore you, darling readers, send us some rib ticklers. If you don’t, we promise to make your lives a living hell. How? Well, we’re not sure.
Actually, we don’t really have any control over your lives, so it’s a pretty empty threat. So, we’ll just hope you do it out of love for the game…whatever that means.
Relive the magic of the original Hardy-Har-Har series:
Hardy Har-Har: Stupid Gay Humor
Hardy-Har-Har: The Sequel
The Return of Hardy-Har-Har
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
gaycurmudgeon
How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool?
Turn it over.
Tony
What do gay horses eat?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Alan down in Florida
Here’s a couple:
What do you call anal sex in Hawaii?
Lu-owwww
What is the gayest species of animal on the planet?
Chim-pansies.
Paul Raposo
gaycurmudgeon You beat me to it! I was about to post that same joke ]8^)
However:
What did one condom say to the other condom in front of the gay bar?
“Let’s go in here and get shitfaced.”
What do you call a gay bar with no chairs?
A fruit stand.
Not a gay joke, but still homoerotic:
A kid asks his father for a motorcycle. The father says,
“Ask me that again when your dick can reach your asshole.”
After years of trying, one day the kid goes running up to his old man and says,
“Dad, my dick can reach my asshole!”
And the father says,
“Well then go fuck yourself, cuz I’m not buying you a motorcycle.”
fermat
Three gay guys get on an elevator and they see a white, slimey mess on one wall. The first guy goes over and takes a look.
“It looks like cum,” he exclaimed. The second guy walks over.
“And it smells like cum, too,” he proclaimed. Finally, the third guy walks over.
Bending down, he takes a lick of the mess on the wall. “It’s cum alright, but it’s no one from this building.”
Neferew
In response to fermat: I don’t know whether I should laugh or hurl chunks. That was disgusting in a humorous way. Does that make me a sicko?
teddy b
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up — fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.”
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father?”
“No,” the boy said, “He really plays for the Chicago Bears, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.”
fermat
Neferew: I thought the same when I heard it first. Then I thought, “I know someone like that last guy.” So, funny is in the eye of the beholder.
BTW, what’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Have a goodun. 😉
Lorenzo
Subject: Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told
us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be
landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over
those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the
main man can pitty-pat us on the ground”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess
and I take orders from no one.”
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
“Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch.”