Hardy-Har-Har…The Sequel

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Yesterday we treated you to some stupid gay humor. At first it seemed like a total flop, drawing the ire of more than a few readers. We fell into despair, second-guessing what we thought would be a bonafide hit. Well, you know what defectors? It was. So, a big fuck you to those who doubted and a special thank you to those who offered their own contributions.

We got some really shitty jokes that totally made us laugh. Among them is this old classic from the aptly named kb. A clever boy, he is:

Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: *Snap* Haaaaaaaay.

Yeah, a doozie, that.

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotapuss

Q: What’s the difference between a gay man and a fridge?
A: A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Ew.

Q: Two fags and two lesbians leave for San Franscisco at the same time. Who get’s there first?
A: The lesbians. They’re going lick-a-de-split. The fags are still packing their shit.

It’s funny ’cause it’s true. Send us more! Or else…

Yesterday: Stupid Gay Humor
[And, yes, we noticed our mistake. It’s been fixed. Thank you.]

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