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Hark! The most unfortunate Christmas decoration fails of all time

By Graham Gremore December 22, 2017 at 1:12pm

Our friends over at Bored Panda have put together a cheerful collection of some of the most epic Christmas decoration fails ever. From phallic-shaped candle holders, to poorly placed light displays, to spiral art glass Christmas trees that resemble butt-plugs, these photos certainly have us ho-h0-hoing.

Check out our favorites and see tons more at Bored Panda…

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spacecadet

Too funny!

December 26, 2017 at 5:12pm

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