In short, no. But a new Tumblr page called New Condoms imagines just how companies would go about branding safe-sex if they really wanted to put their logos on your love hammer. But if McDonald’s did actually start making condoms, we’d wonder if they came in “super-size.” And if M&Ms did, would you be able to choose “peanut”?
christopher di spirito
What says hot sex like KFC and McDonalds?
Little Kiwi
@christopher di spirito:
you mean like “Sorry, I can’t bottom today. Had Chipotle for lunch”
😉
xander
Chik-Fik-A condoms wouldn’t probably go over too well, now would they?
Mav
M&Ms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Google: Don’t be evil
Starbucks: Just Say Yes
Burger King: Have it your way
I think it’s safe to say that the marketing possibilities for corporate-sponsored tagline condoms are endless.
Hyhybt
@xander: Probably would among straight guys. Especially since the name makes a pun in that context.
macmantoo
I want a Big Mac.
christopher di spirito
@Little Kiwi: FOFLMAO!