Add this to the list of things that are apparently a “thing” now (somewhere between pizza condoms and “sudden sniffing death“): anal steaming.
Because apparently waxing and bleaching didn’t quite fill the quota on strange things humans do to their buttholes.
Gwyneth Paltrow recently touted the benefits of her recent vagina steaming — shudder — so naturally the guys over at Buzzfeed thought it was high time they experienced the male equivalent. Meet the “A-Steam.”
“It’s like drinking tea, except for your ass.”
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spiffy
At least one of the guys, maybe more, was on the other Buzzfeed clip of “Guy friends see each other naked for the first time”… Maybe he’s participating in these experiments so he can be nude with his male buddies?
And NO to the steaming. If GP is touting it, it’s probably going to cost some astronomical amount of money. My Toto Washlet at home will perform the same functions for merely pennies, and keeps my posterior squeaky clean too. The last time I checked, steam is water.
/old man rant mode off
MarionPaige
isn’t it “funny” that almost everybody is funnier than SNL? There is another comedy troupe that does video to sell products for Vat19 (Das Beer Boot). They are even funnier than SNL
Billy Budd
This is an extremely stupid beauty treatment.
imperator
I can’t afford to go to a spa– least of all one so absurdly pretentious that they devise anal/vaginal steaming as a “treatment”– so I tried to improvise this at home. I squatted over a boiling tea kettle on my counter. The doctors say the compound fracture will be fully healed in about two months and in the meantime I’ll need some skin grafts and a psychiatric exam, but that’s fine because for fifteen minutes before I took an agony-shit on my kitchen floor, I felt like I had the cleanest asshole this side of Gwyneth Paltrow’s house.
jwtraveler
That was very entertaining. I love how the woman says all that stuff with a completely straight face. Still, I’m not rushing off to get my asshole steamed.
orcanyc
Fun video, the guys were a hoot.
SteveDenver
Does it take out the wrinkles?
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I hated the first couple, and the second couple were not just more enjoyable, but also seemed straighter! I’m sorry — did I write that correctly? I meant, the second couple seemed more attractive! Like physically! Oh, wait!