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Have You Subscribed To The New Amateur Mormon Porn Site Yet?

There’s a porn site for every kink: We just got tipped off to Paul Jackson’s new project MormonBoyz.com (NSFW), which is exactly what it sounds like: Corbin Fisher meets LDS. (There are lots of jokes here to be made about “missionary positions,” but we’ll restrain ourselves.)

Jackson insists these are real Latter Day devotees making the beast with two backs, which might be why instead of aliases like “Jericho Steele” or “John Hammer,” each of these gents’ names begins with “Elder.”

Of course.