Yesterday in a 19-6 vote, Hawaii’s State Senate approved a civil unions bill — sending it to the House, which last year approved the bill, only to see it vetoed by Gov. Linda Lingle. Of course the new governor, Neil Abercrombie, says he wants the bill and he’ll sign one if it hits his desk.
justiceontherocks
After this winter – civil unions in Hawaii is a pretty tempting offer.
divkid
@justiceontherocks: me too. will you marry me?
the sex will be awful, but i need a new waffle iron.
justiceontherocks
@divkid: Myabe. Do you have a big dowry?
divkid
@justiceontherocks: sir, my people are poor we have no silver or gold, but my father passed down to me 2 head of cattle,
and 1 dick of elephant.
are you able accept my humble gift?
divkid
@justiceontherocks: sir, my people are poor we have no silver or gold, but my father passed down to me 2 head of cattle,
and 1 dick of donkey.
are you able to receive my humble gift?
{anally retentive edit}
divkid
sorry about the self indulgence but “elephant dick” is not as good aurally.
justiceontherocks
@divkid: No need to be humble if you have an elephant dick. I’ll see you at the Koa Kea Hotel on Kauai, to be followed by a honeymoon that will last until I can’t walk any longer . . .