Help Davey Wavey Find His True Sexual Fetish

Are sexual fetishes something you shop for? Or are there certain things — fishnets, toys, exhibitionism, auto-erotic asphyxiation — you are just naturally in to? We can’t imagine a baby boy is born into the world with a latex fetish; that must be a learned behavior, no? (Because if it’s not, what did Ancient Roman latex fetishists do?) Who knows what Davey Wavey’s true fetish is, though screwing the washer-dryer probably isn’t it. But maybe you have a certain fetish involving Mr. Wavey?