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Help Find PFOX Chief Gregory Quinlan A Date!

Gregory Quinlan, the director of Parents and Friends of Gays and Ex-Gays, and the guy who identified Elena Kagan as an ex-gay, has been heterosessual for 19 years! But he’s still single, since his ex-lesbian wife divorced him. Sad! So in the interest of wanting everybody to be happy, let’s find Gregory a date!

Our last Queerty Dating Service effort didn’t end too successfully, but I’ve got higher hopes for this one. Gregory, shown here at National Organization for Marriage’s Rhode Island tour stop, lives in North Jersey, is gainfully employed, and cannot wait to invite over to his home a prospective lady friend for some home-cooked lasagna, an $18 bottle of cabernet, and an awkward few seconds of punching the remote control when LOGO comes on.

He only requires women to be “breathing,” so bonus point to Gregory for having a discerning eye.

[via BTB]

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7 Comments

  • Mike in Asheville

    It would be sooo much easier to find him a date/mate if he would simply let go of his overly aggressive requirement the she still be breathing!

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    OMG!!!! The “Ex-Lesbian divorced the “Ex-Gay”!!! What in the world could have caused that to happen??????????

    Maybe they each were “missing something” in the bedroom??????? :-p

  • rf

    He’s ex-gay like my cat is a dog.

    Hi Greg! since you’re probably reading this. enjoy morning goods today?

  • Ogre Magi

    I’ll give him a date! A date for my foot to be put up his ass! How does July 23 work?

  • Hyhybt

    “let’s find Gregory a date!

    Sorry, I don’t know anyone, male female or other, that I hate enough to put on a date with him.

  • gollygeegaygoy

    Quinlin will find someone to lift his luggage before long.

  • Jeffree

    The uplifting message in all this is that for 99% of Qty readers, we can honestly and proudly say that our dating lives are going better &/or have better prospects than that of Gregory Quinlan !

    Sooner or later we’ll all have butter on our toast, or toast on our butter, as the case may be.

    He’s left with::::::: just toast.

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