– Get ready, kids. The Bling Ring comes out nationwide today.
– Sam Taylor-Johnson has been tapped to direct 50 Shades of Grey but don’t expect her ridiculously hot husband, Aaron Taylor-Johnson to play the lead.
– Kanye West and Kim Kardashian named the product of their unholy union after an intercardinal direction.
Loving your new video for #WeCantStop @MileyCyrus! Maybe you can teach me how to twerk sometime LOL 😉 xo http://t.co/lfTWpXwP35
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) June 21, 2013
– We can get on board with this.
– Lindsay Lohan’s School for Driving graduate Justin Bieber was in yet another car-lamity, allegedly hitting a paparazzo and running away hand-in-hand with best gal pal Lil Twist.
– Now that the news of Robbie Rogers‘ singlehood have spread, here’s an excuse for a bunch of adorable photos of the soccer stud thinly disguised as a guide to dating him.
– The Chinese really need to learn to control themselves around David Beckham.
– Paula Deen admits to using the N-word but it’s okay because “she was born 60 years ago.”
– Man of steel Henry Cavill discuss how he was inspired by Superman’s chest hair:
MikeE
Well, I certainly enjoyed seeing Superman’s hairy chest. The film was hit and miss for me. The music was absolutely god-awful, the 3D was a complete waste (3D + rapidfire editing do NOT go together at all), the acting was mostly ok.. nothing incredible, nothing awful.
The visual effects were quite beautiful, the sets and design work were awe-inspiring. Russel Crowe, who I normally hate, was actually VERY good in his role. Kent patriarch, Kevin Costner, has a real tear-jerker moment with the young Clarke Kent. The relationship between Supes and Lois Lane feels a TINY bit forced.
The story has a lot of… how to say, how to say… not “plot holes” so much as logical inconsistencies. I didn’t feel as invested in the goings on as I could have, and I’m a VERY easy audience.. I like pretty much everything I see.
Superman’s chest… hmmmm… where were we again?
So for me it was a 7/10. I was really hoping for a 10/10.
Jackhoffsky
Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s body in “Anna Karenina” is… stunning. The sex scene is one of the most beautiful sequences put on film and his body is just… ridiculous.
B Damion
@JACKOFFSKY..I agree and Kierra was stunning as always. But yes his body and his skin omg..majestic. I never wanted a white boy more…lol..
ibernard
I was born in 1960. When Joe Namath shaved his legs for some television commercial, it was a shocker. JOE NAMATH? Shaving his LEGS? Back then, the only men who regularly shaved their BODIES were Olympic Swimmers and Divers along the lines of mustachioed Mark Spitz and the great Greg Louganis.
This “anti-razor” “anti-body hair” generation is really over. And it was over the minute it started. Sure, I can dig manscaping, and someone gave me a recent lecture about “catchers” shaving, but hey, if you’re into it, who am I to stop you?
But men should be men should be men. Body hair and all. If you are overly hirsuit and need to have your back shaved regularly, it can be a favor a friend or a h/u or a professional does for you. It’s easy, can last three weeks (if you do it right, and I know how to do it right!) but, guys: STOP WITH THE RAZORS!
Stop with the BAREBACK BROTHERHOOD too, but that’s another topic, and that one’s just plain ol’ fucking sick.
Henry Cavill – you rocked Superman to better than 3D heights. Great chest hair! Thanks for your intelligent choice.
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