Macklemore has a new album out, which is great and all, but we’re a bit distracted from the music by this item buried in the recent Rolling Stone profile of the award-winning rapper and gay rights advocate.
While walking through the Seattle studio Macklemore built with Ryan Lewis, Rolling Stone’s Jonah Weiner noticed an odd piece of art hanging on the wall.
Inquiring minds want to know, so he asked about the framed piece.
Via Rolling Stone:
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On the ground floor is a recording room with a ton of audio gear, a wall of guitars and racks of outlandish garments spouting sequins, fringe and feathers. “Those are Ben [Haggerty, Macklemore’s real name]’s,” Lewis notes. There is a kitschy velvet painting of a bald eagle, an oil painting of Drake dancing and a transfixing rendition of a naked Justin Bieber with maple syrup pouring down his chest onto a pancake balanced on his boner.” Ben spent a lot of time buying weird stuff on Etsy,” Lewis says.
Well, here’s the Biebs in all his glory:
If you’re so moved, a print can be yours for a reasonable $10 via the artist’s Etsy page.
The painting is supposedly based on this 2010 Tweet from Justin:
Im thinking pancakes for breakfast….with some nice maple syrup. Who doesnt love maple syrup? I love maple syrup….
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) September 28, 2010
They say art imitates life, so, well done.
1EqualityUSA
He could get a job at IHOP with these skills.
richard_dick
I believe that “boner” is sweet enough without the maple syrup! Yummy 😉
Frank J. Cervantes
Very nice, and just had pancakes this morning to.
Sam Oropeza
Glücklich
I’d rather see a nude photo of Macklemore.
joeyty
Rolling Stone once said someone was gang-raped on a bed of broken glass at UVA too, so who knows? (But maybe that fool Macklemore thinks “bad” art is hip).
redzebra1
Not everyone is a fan of his. The publication about him is just more free advertising for him, which I wish would stop. He’s not gay, nor a straight ally last I checked, so why does Queerty publish about him? Because of some of his GLBTI fans? I doubt he has many left, his antics over the last few years has probably lost most of them.
Greyson Andrews
Corey Andrews a hero no more….
joeyty
@redzebra1: That song of his WAS a pretty big deal and a positive thing, admittedly. But he’s still annoying. (But he’s sort of sexy to a lot of guys too). Whatever. I just hate how he thinks he’s soooooooooo cool….
Will Glitzern
Did the panckae fry on his hot boner? Inquiring minds want to know.
Lee Swinney
who cares
Zac Tipton
Pancocks
Caleb Breland
Maryanne Braine
Gus Anderson
Gives new meaning to the phrase “shortstack”.
Esgard Roqueni
Pitt Pan
Nathan Lunn
That’s a very firm pancake.
Brandon Lohan
Scott Loudoun
Rene Osvaldo Domenech
Hot
Tony Chaplinski
painting could be any one
Joe Bump
Bitch TiTS!!
DarkZephyr
I’d think it was hot if it wasn’t supposed to be Justin Bieber.
Jack Deats
David’s coming for you, Macklemore.
Shane Dalton
I find Macklemore hotter than bieber
Dave Downunder
When will we finally stop hearing about Justin Bieber. He is not that special and can barely string a sentence together. Set your sights a little higher Queerty.
redzebra1
@Dave Downunder: Hear, hear!
Bryant Micheal Eakins
Sebastian Jones
winemaker
Does that stack of pancakes come with ‘cheese’, as he’s supposedly UNCUT, Just wanted to know. Recently he stated he’s thinking of getting cut. God forbid! Foreskins, are awesome, speaking as a guy who’s never let a knife touch this most precious part of my body
bottom250
I had his posters all over my walls in high school
Prinny
Yuck
Jesse Balcuns-Contreras Jr.
Justin Bieber
BigWill
@redzebra1: I don’t get it, either. Taste is subjective, but physically he does nothing for me; he’d done nothing for gay people, why so much coverage? I read the current GQ cover story about him but only because I like the writer (Caity Weaver; very funny & talented, check her out); I couldn’t care less about Justin Bieber.
He’s just another kid from the same mold as Brittany Spears: a child star with a gazllioin dollars from a trashy family (his is worse than hers, actually) who had no guidance, no structure, who everyone says yes to, and just kind of, of course, turns into a mess (but, of course, a Bible-beating one). And all that stuff about his big dick, with his father bragging about it, yuck (and it ain’t that big).
Bryan Allan Baker
Stupid story and painting does not look like Bieber
Rusty66
He’s cute; he has a big dick; end of story.
bottom250
@Rusty66: So true honey
Gary Hecklinger
Mack is in the closet…
TheFinalWord
I would rather see Macklemore naked
scotty
id eat justins pancake then toss his salad
jimstoic
It’s not just a weird painting. It’s a Dan Lacey. He’s a famous outsider artist. I own a print of one of his many Obama pieces.
http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/
SteveDenver
I’m not a Biber fan, but this painting is fantastic.
Terrycloth
I don’t think ill ever be able to eat a pancake again .
Rusty66
As a dear departed sister of mine used to say,
“Honey, you don’t fuck their I.Q.”
I’d paddle his butt, toss his salad, and fuck him unconscious .
bottom250
@Rusty66: Ohhhhhhh God Rusty what a man
Daggerman
..I have to admit Justin Biebers body is HOT!!