It pains us to think it’s necessary to go over this simple ground rule for nightlife etiquette, but here we go:
When taking in a drag show, the only appropriate reason to approach the stage is to offer a dead president (the kind that folds) to the queen on stage.
Under no circumstances is it ever cute to rush a stage in the middle of a performance, no matter how many vodka cranberries in your stomach are telling you it’s a good idea.
And if you make the horrifically tacky mistake of trying to get a selfie with a performer in the middle of her set, we hope the queen up there offering you life has even half the proficiency as Vivacious with dealing with your drunk ass.
For the record, this is how it’s done:
Sorry you had to deal with that, girl, but nicely played.