Here’s The Salacious “Shake It Off” Video Taylor Swift Never Knew She Wanted

One unspoken New Year’s resolution we thought society had collectively made was no more Taylor Swift “Shake It Off” videos.

It appears someone didn’t get the memo, however. But since it’s a bunch of porn stars from Hot House Studios who have already shaken off all of their clothing before the record button was pressed, we’re inclined to let it slip just this once.

But this is a one-time-only thing. Starting tomorrow we’re back on the wagon.

Here’s the video: