We’ve seen them above-average. We’ve spotted huge ones. A certain 19-year-old UK footballer’s really made our eyes bulge.
But this is something else entirely.
When Los Angeles-based band Braves released the video for their song “Dust” today, the downtempo minimalist jam was accompanied by a big surprise ending.
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The three-and-a-half minute video is one slow-motion shot of albino model Shaun Ross walking naked out of the ocean. You might think that a baby elephant makes an appearance towards the end, but once you adjust your eyes you’ll realize its just Shawn’s third leg.
But if you think it looks a little off, that’s because it is.
After some serious online speculation, it was reported that Shaun wore a prosthetic — apparently the director was going for “shock value” and “art.”
Did it work?
Not since Marky Mark stood in front of the mirror in Boogie Nights have we seen such impressive special effects.
Kangol
Wow. If he were packing all that…just wow. Too bad it’s [SPOILER] a prosthesis.
Chris
Music’s less than ho-hum; video’s visually uninteresting. Where I’m from, what they’re selling is called overcompensating.
RIGay
There was music? Sorry, I just dragged the button to move the video to the good parts.
Stache
Lets say it was true. What would you do with it. Feed it peanuts.
Realitycheck
@Stache: LOL and WELL!
@Kangol: Are you sure? Because I had a BF like that and I broke up, we had LOL nowhere to go, if you know what I mean.
Chris
@Stache: Nahhhhhhhhhhhh, too many other men would then suffer from peanuts envy.
redcarpet30
Ahhhhh k, that makes more sense. I was having a hard time believing it was real, no penis is that big when its soft. Even the abnormally large ones.
Brent Labee
they have those on amazon in purple goo.gl/90rVa
reece99
It’s a good thing it isn’t real. He could never be comfy in his levis!