Here’s What Michael Jackson Named His Penis, Says Alleged Child Lover In Lawsuit

Jackson and Safechuck in 1988
Jackson and Safechuck in 1988

Michael Jackson referred to his penis as “bright light, brick city” and his semen as “duck butter” on at least one occasion, according to a 36-year-old man suing the entertainer’s estate under claims that he was molested as a 10-year-old boy.

James Safechuck is not the first to accuse MJ of child molestation during the late 1980’s, though an attorney for the singer’s estate says he could be one of the last.

The charges, which include the details of pet names Jackson allegedly assigned to his genitals and a shocking “marriage ceremony” he performed with Safechuck are likely to be dropped because they’ve been filed more than 20 years after the alleged incidents.

Also, Safechuck once gave “sworn testimony that Michael never did anything inappropriate to him.”

But if we’re to believe cash-strapped fame whores looking to destroy the reputations of celebrities who failed to launch their careers, Michael Jackson also did these things (via TMZ):

Safechuck claims Jackson also used secret signals — when they would hold hands, Michael would scratch the inside of James’ hand with a finger … to show he wanted to have sex.

Safechuck says MJ wanted a full-blown relationship with him … to the point he performed a secret wedding ceremony with the boy with wedding ring and a marriage certificate.

He also describes how Michael would take him to various homes — including a place called “The Hideout” in Century City — where they would drink sweet, pink wine and watch porn … including movies of children masturbating.

Safechuck, now a married father who is presumably broke, says his relationship with Jackson began after the two filmed a Pepsi commercial together in 1988. He believes his new suit will inspire a “flood of [new] complaints” against Jackson, even though all previous attempts to rape MJ’s estate have effectively been squashed.

Perhaps the most outrageous allegation Safechuck brings against Jackson is the claim that he owned a photo of Sheryl Crow without makeup:

Safechuck says at one point … he questioned his own sexuality — because he also had a crush on Sheryl Crow, who was one of Jackson’s backup singers. He says Michael found out and became jealous … showing him unflattering pics of Crow without makeup.

According to the Daily Mail, who visited the alleged victim in his home in a “smart suburb,” Safechuck initially didn’t cooperate with prosecutors when previous charges were filed against Jackson.

He reportedly “changed his mind when he became a father and underwent therapy.”