Cracked is out with a video detailing the real problem with public bathrooms in America. It isn’t transgender people, or predators using trans protections, assaulting people, the manufactured issue the right has used to pass bills like North Carolina’s House Bill 2 (HB2).
Firstly, we have been evacuating our bowels incorrectly. We should be squatting, like one is able to do with items like the Squatty Potty, and Cracked argues that’s where we should start with our bathroom issues.
While we’re at it, let’s add lids to the toilets and get rid of those annoying hand driers that not only take forever to get your hands dry but also spread bacteria and viruses into the air.
“Which is for breathing,” the video correctly notes. “So let’s protect our children from harmful, predatory bacteria, and longest Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert.”
Hastert was found guilty last year of illegally structuring bank transactions in order to keep secret payments he was making to cover up his sexual abuse of young students during his time as a wrestling coach.
They also point out that transgender people are the ones who have real reason to fear for their safety in public restrooms, as they are often the victims of violence.
Watch the video below.