Here’s what’s really wrong with bathrooms (Hint: it’s not transgender people)

Via Cracked, YouTube.

Cracked is out with a video detailing the real problem with public bathrooms in America. It isn’t transgender people, or predators using trans protections, assaulting people, the manufactured issue the right has used to pass bills like North Carolina’s House Bill 2 (HB2).

Firstly, we have been evacuating our bowels incorrectly. We should be squatting, like one is able to do with items like the Squatty Potty, and Cracked argues that’s where we should start with our bathroom issues.

While we’re at it, let’s add lids to the toilets and get rid of those annoying hand driers that not only take forever to get your hands dry but also spread bacteria and viruses into the air.

“Which is for breathing,” the video correctly notes. “So let’s protect our children from harmful, predatory bacteria, and longest Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert.”

Hastert was found guilty last year of illegally structuring bank transactions in order to keep secret payments he was making to cover up his sexual abuse of young students during his time as a wrestling coach.

They also point out that transgender people are the ones who have real reason to fear for their safety in public restrooms, as they are often the victims of violence.

Watch the video below.

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  • MaxTaste

    Those hand dryers are nasty.

  • GayEGO

    This is just a bunch of toilet talk! Restrooms are for relieving oneself, nothing else is appropriate regardless of the gender and it should be one restroom fits all!

  • girldownunder

    Here’s my solution:

    Unisex bathrooms w/open doorway to enter (anyone can walk in at any time), every stall has a door, all toilet seats are spring-loaded (like a theatre seat) so that they stay in the upright position unless pulled down for use.


  • Louis

    @abnerb: Your self hate and self loathing speaks for itself. Grow up and educate yourself already.

  • snowfallisfun

    I want to go into women’s bathrooms if there are pretty women in there & if a pretty woman wants to use men’s bathrooms, then that is fine with me. I want a pretty woman to go into men’s bathrooms but I wouldn’t want uglies like Ellen Lee DeGeneres and Rosie T. O’Donnell shitting in any bathroom as they’re ugly so Ellen & Rosie can shit in diapers. Ellen Lee DeGeneres & Rosie T. O’Donnell both probably like to have farting & shitting contests in bathrooms, so Ellen & Rosie both want to do battleshits contest in men’s bathrooms since women’s toilets got dirtied by them.

    Transexuals are mutilated gays and lesbians. I don’t care what others say but mutilating a man or woman to make them fake members of opposite sex is gay/lesbian. And gay/lesbian groups are apologists for Transexuals which is why the word T is there. They must abolish this surgical mutilation.

    Finally, sex change maimings which is mutilating some1 to make them fake members of opposite sex is comparable to trying to make a man a fake animal because he thinks he is an animal trapped in a human body. Most feminists are not speaking against this. 1 would hope that feminists would oppose the mutilation that happened to Chastity Sun Bono as feminists have spoken against Female Genital Mutilation which happens in some nations. Transexuals are mutilations which no Dr. should take part in, yet most feminists are not condemning this female genital and breast mutilation as what happened to Chastity S. Bono where her healthy breasts were mutilated, dangerous hormone shots and her genitals mutilated.

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