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Heterosexual Spouses of Military Personnel Will Tell Pentagon About Them Homos Serving Alongside ‘Em

The heterosexual spouses of American soldiers who were left without the chance to complete a questionnaire on the homosexuals their husbands and wives must serve with can rejoice: The Pentagon, which received completed surveys from a dismal 27.5 percent of the 400,000 troops it queried, will be sending off 150,000 surveys to legally recognized military partners (read: no fags allowed).

Some 70,000 active duty spouses and 80,000 reservist spouses will get a chance to weigh in on how repealing DADT will affect their lives when a new batch of surveys goes out this month.

Now everybody act surprised when there is nowhere on the survey to mark “Just do it already, Jesus.”

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