Hey Boys, Get Outta That Fucking Kitchen!

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A reader just sent us this article about the recall on Hasbro’s ever-popular Easy-Bake Oven. While we’re not really that concerned with the recall itself, we raise our eyebrows (and so does the aforementioned reader) over the piece’s opening statement:

Lots of young girls have an Easy-Bake Oven, or have a friend who has one. Now, Easy-Bake Ovens that have been sold since last May are being recalled because a girl can burn her hands on them.

We hope it didn’t tarnish their polish!

Although, to be fair, the article took on a more genderless tone after their disproportionately large survey box asking, “Have you been affected by the recall?” We answered “no”. (Read the headline.)