A reader just sent us this article about the recall on Hasbro’s ever-popular Easy-Bake Oven. While we’re not really that concerned with the recall itself, we raise our eyebrows (and so does the aforementioned reader) over the piece’s opening statement:
Lots of young girls have an Easy-Bake Oven, or have a friend who has one. Now, Easy-Bake Ovens that have been sold since last May are being recalled because a girl can burn her hands on them.
We hope it didn’t tarnish their polish!
Although, to be fair, the article took on a more genderless tone after their disproportionately large survey box asking, “Have you been affected by the recall?” We answered “no”. (Read the headline.)
jack e jett
it sounds like rev ted’s easy bake oven has been recalled which mean no more hot fingers from mike jones.
jack
poodle
i guess us fags are “the friend who has one.”
Chris
Actually, I always had a Creepy Crawler oven, which is like the same thing but for boys.