Hey Chris Crocker, Leave Danny Noriega Alone!


Internet “celebrity” Chris Crocker keeps adding more and more jobs to his resume. The petite blond first came on the scene as a teary-eyed gender blender, defending Britney Spears from all the haters on a viral video that was huge for a hot minute. Now that we’ve all decided to “leave Britney alone,” though, he’s metamorphosed into a (slightly) more masculine would-be porn star.

But it seems the Bible Belt native can also add “Twitter warrior” to his evergrowing CV. He and Danny Noriega, a semi-finalist from American Idol Season 7 and Crocker’s alleged former BFF/boyfriend, have taken to verbal jousting over the social-media tool, 140 characters at a  time. We’re not sure what started the rift, but it’s getting ugly:

@DannyNoriega: I’m literally to the point where I don’t care enough about you anymore to check your subliminal tweets about me.

@ChrisCrocker:  @DannyNoriega Subliminal? I said your name, bitch. And before you make a porn joke, wasn’t it you asking me to get you a porn deal?   Just thought I would let you guys know.

@DannyNoriega: @ChrisCrocker Chris, go fuck yourself in your new porn movie.

We don’t know who will win this witty war of words. But Crocker has 137, 688 Twitter followers to Noriega’s 24,119. Which is all that really matters, right? Still it’s never fun to watch former besties go at it, as @Melysa reminds us:  “Watching @ChrisCrocker and @DannyNoriega fight is like watching when Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Broke up :/”

Is this what it sounds like when doves cry?

We’ll leave you with this YouTube clip of Crocker and Noriega from happier (if possibly chemically altered) times.

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  • Brennen

    Of course there are no better things to report on than this. Queerty, just because someone is gay and made a youtube video once doesn’t mean they’re worth reporting on. Come on!

  • ChrisFan

    Chris is focused on his porn career and music. Why is this article necessary? Fuck a bunch’a Danny.

  • GayGOP

    Anybody else think that perhaps the Social Media Age has devalued us all?

  • jeff4justice

    Apparently he’s “celebrity” enough for Queerty to keep trying to get blog views off of. ; )

  • bryan


    zzz list “celebs” crash & burning over twitter..

    thanks for the smile for today, queerty ;)

  • Cam

    Well if I had to judge …..which I will. Chris was right, Danny’s use of sumbliminal was incorrect.

    Learning is fun.


    they both look high

  • Ogre Magi

    You just know that Danny Noriega is a little wildcat in the sack!

  • Bored

    I loved Chris and Danny there were just amazing and funny but now when I read that I think both of u are sick I use to look up to you and just by reading that it made me so pissed off I wanna know what made you guys have a fight =_ = sorry to say this but I think I’m done with this I am no longer a crazed fan over u guys

  • tusgold

    @Brennen: I think he is very interesting


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