“Hey Gay, Vote For Me!” Says Clinton

Hillary Clinton really, really, really wants the gay vote tomorrow. So much so, in fact, the Senator posted an open letter on lesbianic website, OurChart, “To each and every LGBT American… I know that this country is ready for changes in the law that reflect the evolution in our hearts. America deserves a President who appeals to the best in each of us, not the worst; a President who values and respects all Americans and treats all Americans equally no matter who they are or who they love. I want to be that President. I want to be your President.”