At least three UFOs have been shot down from North American skies in recent days (in addition to that Chinese spy balloon) and nobody seems to give AF. Except for Rosie O’Donnell.
On Monday, the funny lady posted a TikTok alerting to people of the severity of the situation.
“OK, what’s the deal with the UFOs?” she said. “The first one was a ‘weather balloon.’ Do we still use weather balloons? We shot that down and then there was another one. And now there’s more. And everyone’s just acting like it’s a normal Monday.”
“Let’s put things into perspective here. We’re being contacted by extraterrestrials. Isn’t this bigger news? Shouldn’t everyone have off the day at school or something? Nobody go to work. Let’s figure out what to do.”
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She continued, “I don’t get it. I mean, we’re shooting down what they say very well could be and is alien-related spacecraft. Hello?”
“It’s happening. It’s really happening. And no one seems to give a sh*t but me.”
Rosie’s not wrong. Few people seem to give a sh*t, but can you really blame them? We’ve all been through a LOT these last few years–a global pandemic, social unrest, a failed government coup, economic inflation, etc., etc., etc.. There are only so many f*cks people can give before eventually they surrender themselves to aliens. Apparently, we’ve reached that point.
According to the White House, there is “no indication” of extraterrestrial activity related to the alarming number of aerial intruders shot down from the sky over the last week and a half.
White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told reporters this week, “I just want to make sure we address this from the White House. I know there have been questions and concerns about this, but there is no, again, no indication of aliens or extraterrestrial activity with these recent takedowns.”
But Air Force Gen. Glen VanHerck, who heads U.S. Northern Command and North American Aerospace Defense Command, had a slightly different take when asked if aliens might be preparing to invade the planet.
“I haven’t ruled anything out at this point,” he told reporters over the weekend. “We continue to assess.”
Meanwhile, here’s what Twitter’s been saying…
abfab
Have ya eva noticed that a UFO has never landed at Yale or Harvard or Princeton? It’s always two assholes with Coors beers in a recreational vehical—”I SAW IT I SAW IT I WUZ OUTBACK SKINNIN’ RABBITS—-IT SCREWED MINNIE! I ENJOYED IT!”
And a saucer has nevah landed on a Jewish lawn because we would turn it ovah to see who made it!
-JR
Mack
lol, Winner, winner Chicken dinner.
Man About Town
Vell dollink, if it ain’t about a credited byline, vot’s de pernt?
BTW, anyone remember the Twilight Zone episode “To Serve Man”?
ScottOnEarth
Love it!!! That never gets old….especially, “I ENJOYED IT!” 🙂
bachy
A depressed, alcoholic relation living in FL called me to say that due to the influx of UFOs, she has come to believe that WW3 is imminent (yes, she watches NewsMax).
Will be sending her this cartoon, to reassure her that it’s not WW3 but just an alien invasion.
abfab
At first glance I thought you were talking about Roise…(A depressed, alcoholic relation living in FL). I love that Rosie is still a mess.
UlfRaynor
Having had the occasion to speak with several NASA scientist at a work hosted seminar on human evolution recently, I can say this topic did come up in general conversation.
It seemed to be the overall consensus that any civilization advanced enough to travel such vast interstellar distances would have only a passing interest in our development.
The universe is not lacking in resources, but looking at the silly primates hurl feces at each other could be considered a source of amusement.
winemaker
Rosie o’donnel’s always been a loudmouth and now it’s confirmed she’s an idiot, She’s just another 61 year old has been trying to be relecvant when she’s never been relevant. Move on, nothing to see here.
JJinAus
It’s almost always the USA where “aliens” visit. How does the USA stand out on a globe to approaching aliens when most of their citizens can’t find it?
Jim
I love how people who believes in alien visits will down play reasonable explanations which are much more likely then aliens .
whereshouldistart
I wish they’d stop. The mothership is trying to pick me up after accidentally leaving me behind in 1962 and these bastards keep shooting my AlienUber out of the goddamn sky!
Bastards.
LumpyPillows
All that I know is, if Rosie says there are aliens – THERE ARE ALIENS!
Tad
Methinks Missy Madam may be tipping the bottle a wee bit these days. These is just rambling horses**t.
TMBisAOK
What about the GD spiral over Hawaii!? WTF WAS THAT!!!???
scotty
astral projection.
scotty
since i cant be bothered to watch i’ll just go along with the possibility that she is an alien and also a bigfoot. definitely a BIG MOUTH but yeah shes a yeti with that snow white hair
Silverbear64
Can’t we just give them Marjorie Taylor Greene and call it a day?
bachy
They don’t want her either.