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Hilarious Flight Attendant Gays It Up For Pre-Flight Safety Speech

AUA 3“Folks, if you don’t like the jokes or the service today, there are six ways out of this airplane,” the fabulous and completely fierce male flight attendant, dressed in neatly pressed khaki shorts and an American flag necktie, announced at the beginning of his pre-flight safety announcements. “Feel free to use them.”

Passengers flying from Chicago to San Francisco were then treated to four very gay, very hilarious minutes of reminders about how to buckle their seat belts, where to locate their life preservers, and what to do in the event of a decompression that included lots of attitude, as well as references to Gone With The Wind and Bye Bye Birdie.

“Now, the ladies and I certainly wouldn’t have shown up for work tonight if we had an anticipated a decompression,” the flight attendant confessed. “But in the event of a decompression, four saffron yellow buttercup masks designed by Gucci and Martha Stewart, well, they’re going to drop from that compartment overhead.”

At another point, he offers fashion advices to some of the passengers, telling them: “I’m so sorry, but what I noticed through the boarding process is an awful lot of you need a little fashion consultation.”

But the best line is about smoking in the lav: “Do not be naughty in the potty. It’s $2200 for tampering with a smoke detector in the lavatory. And you know if you had $2000 you’d be [flying] first class.”

Watch the hilarity unfold in the video below.

On:           Jun 19, 2014
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      Oh, dear. She’s no Marty Cobb

      Jun 19, 2014 at 2:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport

      Thank you for the Evita reference. Still prefer AA/Virgin America…

      Jun 19, 2014 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • froufrou

      Oh my that really sounds quite… corny. You wouldn’t hear that on Singapore Airlines and you definitely wouldn’t see their male flight attendants wearing bermuda shorts ;)

      Jun 19, 2014 at 7:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Happihour

      Southwest Airlines is very efficient and affordable. My partner and I use it monthly. Nothing wrong with a little levity, such a fresh departure from the usual dry speech! Enjoy!!

      Jun 19, 2014 at 10:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael mellor

      This seems very campy. Maybe they should have camp-class on the plane.

      Jun 20, 2014 at 4:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tham

      I love Southwest, one time I was flying, they did a rap song…it was pretty boss

      Jun 20, 2014 at 3:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jayfox

      The video is very funny but you gotta love when we stereotype our own communtiy “Gays It Up”

      Jun 20, 2014 at 5:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James Hart


      Jun 20, 2014 at 8:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TVC 15

      That was fun. He gave all the required information, and also made people feel good.

      Jun 21, 2014 at 9:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • n900mixalot

      Flying makes kyle so nervous. So anything to help me feel at ease or a little more relaxed is totally welcome.

      Jun 21, 2014 at 10:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wwerts1

      I wouldn’t mind being on his flight love some humor or flights instead the serious type of flight.

      Sep 1, 2014 at 12:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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