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Right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has officially been declared grand marshal for Boston’s upcoming “Straight Pride” parade after Brad Pitt threatened to sue organizers for using him to promote the event last week.

“I’ve spent my entire career advocating for the rights of America’s most brutally repressed identity — straight people — so I know a thing or two about discrimination,” Yiannopoulos said in a statement.

The parade is tentatively scheduled for August 31.

We already did one amazing roundup of “Straight Pride” memes, but more and more keep coming, so without any further ado…

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#fuck your #straightpride

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PLEASEEEEE spare me

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We’re here, not queer!

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#boston #straightpride #smallpenisboyz

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