A proposal introduced in Texas would fine men $100 for masturbating unless in an approved medical facility — and Hillary Clinton is all for it.
“The bill may be satirical but the message sure resonated,” she said during a meeting for Annie’s List.
The Man’s Right to Know Act would make it illegal for Texas men to masturbate unless he had a genuine medical reason to do so.
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Clinton said of the bill:
“When you seriously try to kick millions of women and families off their health insurance, when you believe it would be the right thing to do for your political base to defund Planned Parenthood even though the majority of America disagrees with you, that is not empowering women, that is just meanness, that is cruelty.”’
She made the statement before a crowd of roughly 2,500 attendees at a Marriott Marquis in downtown Houston.
Representative Jessica Farrar first introduced the bill as a direct response to debates around women’s reproductive health; a satirical dig at how male politicians feel entitled to make judgements on women’s bodies, abortion rights, and their use of contraceptives.
The proposal says:
“unregulated masturbatory emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.”
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The bill would also force men to have a rectal exam before they can be prescribed Viagra or receive a vasectomy:
An attending physician must administer a medically-unnecessary digital rectal exam and magnetic resonance imagining of the rectum before administering an elective vasectomy or colonoscopy procedure, or prescribing Viagra.
“A lot of people find the bill funny,” Farrar tells the Houston Chronicle.
“What’s not funny are the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access healthcare.”
Farrar created The Man’s Right to Know Act after being disgusted by a bill that would make women bury or cremate their aborted fetus.
h/t: Pink News
DCguy
Right wingers have protested against Vaccinations against HPV even though it can prevent cancer, against birth control because it encourages sex, they oppose the pill for women being covered by insurance but have no problem with Viagra being covered.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
rickdware
Well, if right wing men are going to control women’s bodies, then why can’t women legislate concerning men’s bodies. I applaud Hillary because what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Makes sense that Putin and Donald would despise her as a strong women. If right wing pro-life men want to restrict a women’s right to an abortion, then there should rightly be a charge for wasting sperm. Why punish a prostitute, and not punish the pimp. If this isn’t fake news, then good for her. Maybe, there should be a ceremony or permit before each ejaculation.
MediaGuy
Hillary’s narrative is that abortion has nothing at all to do with men. Such bullshit. Until men have reproductive rights I will vote pro-life. The baby also belongs to the father, not just the mother. No one will determine what happens to my baby except me and my partner. Not Hillary, not the abortion industry, not just my partner, nobody. I know that gay men don’t usually have this issue, but as a Dad, I demand equal reproductive rights. Right now.
DCguy
Awww, how adorable, MediaGuy is doing what all of Mo Bro’s screenames do, trying to deflect from the topic.
How cute that he ignores the actual topic of the post, and the elected official who proposed it and instead rambles off on a non-specific bout of verbal diarrhea hoping to avoid the topic.
The topic being, right wingers are anti-woman. They oppose the pill supposedly because it encourages sex, but they are fine with insurance coving Viagra. They oppose high school students learning about protection, but have no problem sending them off to die.
This bill is giving them a taste of their own medicine.
ChrisK
You’re not pro life. You’re just pro birth.
1EqualityUSA
If only your mom wasn’t pro….
Jack Meoff
If you truly want equal rights for men then you must include a mans right to insist that a woman terminate a pregnancy if he does not want children with his DNA in the world. Currently a woman can choose to terminate even if the man wants the child but what about the other way around?
Herman75
Imagine waking up from a 20 year coma and finding out Trump is Prez.
‘Well, at least the Clintons are long gone, right?”
‘Ummmmm….Not exactly.’
Mo Bro
I’d just like to know . . . What, exactly, are all these “rights” women claim to be exempt from?
Because try as I might, I can’t find a single thing on all the Internet where men are afforded something that women are deprived of.
1EqualityUSA
Breitbart won’t have this info
rickdware
Mo Bro
Open your eyes and heart. You are a teen, right? Have you ever spoken with an educated woman, or are all the women in your life right wing. The issue is about a women’ right to choice. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander implies that if men can legislate morality to women, then women should be able to legislate morality to men. You should study patriarchy.
Mo Bro
@rickdware:
Hey, I’m all for men being able to get abortions, too.
But I still don’t see any “rights” women are being refused.
DCguy
What a shock, the Trump Troll claims there is no discrimination against women.
mhoffman953
@DCguy Rather than criticizing him with a passive aggressive comment, you could try to refute his point with facts.
I agree with him in this sense. What rights do men have that women do not have? Women are allowed to decide on the the fate of her pregnancy, men aren’t given that right.
In many ways, women in America have it better than men in some cases. Many women don’t want to pay the bill on dates, many don’t want to work dirty or dangerous jobs that men do, women wouldn’t want to be drafted in a war, they don’t have to prove to a judge that their children need them after divorce, most don’t want to be the breadwinner in the relationship, women aren’t given as harsh of jail sentences as men, and most certainly don’t want to confront an intruder who has broken into their home when their male counterpart is home. Men do all of those things and are expected to do those things. Men don’t try to skip out on those things and make the women do them or complain.
Just look at when women have a baby she can either work full-time and hire a sitter, stay at home full-time and depend on her husband to work, or work part-time and take care of the child. However, for men, when their significant other has a child he only has 1 option expected of him – work full-time or work over-time.
Women should get paid the same as men doing the same job but there is not pay gap. The pay gap myth is on unfounded or misleading data. More women are in college right now than men and more women are in medical school than men BUT women are opting into areas of study which pay less in the workforce such as pediatrics whereas a higher paying field such as neurosurgery mostly consists of men because men opted into that line of study. If the multi-million dollar companies of the world could save money by hiring all women and paying them less, they would.
Instead they’ll complain about the “patriarchy” and want some type of extra benefits just to be on a level playing field with men. All of that denotes that women are accepting they are weak which they aren’t.
Equal opportunity doesn’t always produce equal results and it is no one’s fault. Men and women have an inherit mixed bag of pros and cons. Sometimes you just have to deal with it and work with what you have and stop blaming others.
If women truly want the government out of their right to have an abortion, then they should also stop advocating for government dollars to fund these types of things.
hotshot70
Masturbation is a safe way to relieve sexual frustraion. It is even considered the safest form of sex. No one gets pregnant, no one i s raped or molested. Hilary just lost a fan.
1EqualityUSA
It’s a bill that’s puts ridiculous rules on men the way these GOP men have been doing to women forever, ie: Governor Ultrasound. How’s his career doing by the way? It’s a joke, but not.
Jack Meoff
The bill is just a means of driving home a point. Don’t get all butt hurt over it.
Alan down in Florida
So not only will young men have to plan for student loan debt but for the God I’m horny and can speak to girls payment fund?
Alan down in Florida
*can’t speak to girls – sorry typing faster than my brain works.
While I’m at it will gay men be exempt from this law?
rickdware
It should only apply to strait men. The Alt right has so much in common with the men of ISIS
Goforit
My entire life savings would be gone in a week. Of course, under President dog s**t that will probably happen anyway.
4of14
I’m with her. Women have had to bare the burden, for too long.
chuck
If I could have all these men visit me instead, I’D MOVE TO TEXAS!
dean089
So now that she’s no longer pandering for our votes she’s back to her old lukewarm supportive-ish self. Gee, surprise, surprise.
Mo Bro
And of course she’s back to playing the woman card, popping up to imply that women are and always will be victims of wicked, wicked men-folk.
1EqualityUSA
Biochemical thoughts pellets, it doesn’t matter the target, as long as the psychologically damaged one gets thought-induced chemicals flowing. Is it cortisol you like, Mo? What pleasure center does it embrace? Cortisol is fight or flight. Beta- adrenergic peptides must rush when you bully others. Your anterior pituitary is in overdrive on Queerty, an adrenal cortex marathon. This constant unpleasantness must be familiar. What happened to you? Ask your doc to draw for an HbA1c. They way your abuse your endocrine system; you’re sure to have sugar issues. Who would think that a tiny peptide could take you down? How does one fix this? If only there were a patch you could wear, a pill you could take. What you’re doing with your mind is harming you in ways you cannot fathom.
Neonegro
She is an idiot, the sperm by itself cannot make a baby. So her comparing it to abortion is asinine.
And of course the gays don’t see the homophobia in her funny bill ” ejaculate only inside a vagina”.
Mo Bro
Yep, just another example of how foolish lefties can be when pleading for relevancy.
DCguy
And the Egg by itself can’t make a baby and yet legislatures have tried to ban the bill, prevent insurance from covering it, etc…
Oh but please, Trump Troll, keep on attacking women now, you just make all of your screenames so obvious.
Louis
Neonegro where exactly did she say any such thing?
You clearly put words into her mouth and not one ounce of that was homophobia.
Focus on your asinine president and the even more asinine Vice President that believes in CONVERSION THERAPY for gay men in this country THAT is HOMOPHOBIA ACTUAL homophobia.
Homophobia is not your politically biased attempt to equate Clintons statements or support of a bill that slaps you regressive neanderthals in the face regarding your primitive and archaic mentalities regarding womens rights to their OWN BODIES.
Men should have to suffer those utter indignities so many women in this world suffer to see exactly how dehumanizing and disgusting that actually is.
billybob2003
Will it still be legal to lose it on a blue dress?
natekerchel
Mo Bro – we don’t need to ‘plead for relevancy’ – we are the majority. You keep forgetting that the monster infesting the White House did not get even the most votes, never mind a majority. You people are the minority who happen to have the support of the self-serving Republican Party in Congress at the moment. Of course, as soon as they realise their seats are threatened they will pull the rug from under your hero. No pleading going on here.
Louis
Mo Bro you can not possibly go one day without stroking your fragile little ego can you?
Men like you arent considered MEN to begin with you are considered neanderthals even your mentality is that of a neanderthal regarding women.
If you had it your way they would be stay at home moms always subservient to their MAN always having their slippers and cigar ready when their husbands get home from work every day.
This isn’t the 50s and we arent the fools to NOT support a man that has LITERALLY not shown one ounce of support or respect towards or for our community.
Enjoy your consistent delusions of grandeur bud you republican LGBT always act as if you are the superior species and its flat out ridiculous.
Yeah supporting a man that will and would gladly strip you of your liberties and freedoms really make you the intellectually superior ones.
JaredMacBride
Why is anyone surprised Madame Clinton said something dumb and sexist. She’s been doing that her entire adult life.