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Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Want Another Lady Molesting Her Inner Thighs

Sec. of State Hillary Clinton totally understands why you don’t want one of those sometimes-mandatory TSA gropings from a member of the same-sex. Even she doesn’t want Big Sis looking through her clothes to measure the length of her labia. Would she subject herself to a TSA pat down? “Not if I could avoid it. No. I mean who would?”

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  • Daez

    Luckily for her she can get on her private jet and avoid it. The rest of us just stay off planes to avoid it. I understand getting on a plane for work stuff, but there is no way I would ever get on a plane just to go somewhere that was fore mere enjoyment purposes.

  • Chris

    I know airport security is still pretty horrendous in australia, but is it really that awful in the US?

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