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Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Want Another Lady Molesting Her Inner Thighs

Sec. of State Hillary Clinton totally understands why you don’t want one of those sometimes-mandatory TSA gropings from a member of the same-sex. Even she doesn’t want Big Sis looking through her clothes to measure the length of her labia. Would she subject herself to a TSA pat down? “Not if I could avoid it. No. I mean who would?”

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