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HIV+ Acrobat Godfrey Zaburoni’s Arrest Provides A Great Reason Never To Get Tested

Godfrey Zaburoni, of Australia-via-Zimbabwe, once appeared on Australia’s Got Talent as an acrobat, but now he’s on TV for possibly infecting hundreds of women with HIV. A Queensland court charges Zaburoni with causing (and intention to cause) grievous bodily harm to one woman in particular, who he allegedly screwed without informing her of his HIV status. But he could get off if it turns out he didn’t know he was positive. In an age where some courts equate HIV infection with terrorism, Zaburoni’s possible legal defense sends the clear message that it’s legally better not to know your HIV-status — if you’re the type who goes around sticking your dick into every open hole without concern.