HIV Poz. Man Needs Love

No doubt living with HIV ain’t a picnic. It can be especially tough when dealing with matters of the homo heart, as 33-year old Andrew March, a hemophiliac who contracted HIV through a blood transfusion at age 13, tells The Guardian:

I have had two relationships but the psychological aspects are an absolute nightmare in terms of dating. I have met people who are wonderful and would be wonderful partners but it doesn’t get beyond the first week. It’s really hard. I feel like I’m poisonous.

That’s the saddest thing we’ve read all week. Nay, all month. Hang in there, Mr. March, your prince charming will come. And, if not, who cares? You don’t need no man – that’s why God invented dildos. And hookers.