Hollywood has-been/Donald Trump loyalist Kevin Sorbo clearly isn’t making enough from his crappy VOD projects to support himself in his golden years, so he’s picked up a little side hustle as the celebrity spokesperson for a new right-wing mobile carrier.
“Now’s the time to switch phone carriers with a non woke mobile service!” the 64-year-old former Hercules actor tweeted to his 1.2 million paid Twitter followers over the weekend, along with a promo code for Patriot Mobile.
Now's the time to switch phone carriers with a non woke mobile service! pic.twitter.com/lSSBoQwmoB
— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) October 30, 2022
WTF is Patriot Mobile anyway?
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Well, according to its website:
Patriot Mobile is America’s only Christian conservative wireless service provider. We offer broad coverage on dependable, nationwide 4G or 5G networks. We are committed to providing our members dependable wireless service and exceptional support, while relentlessly fighting for our shared values. While you’re out and about, Patriot Mobile donates a portion of every dollar earned to support organizations that fight for First Amendment Religious Freedom and Freedom of Speech, Second Amendment Right to Bear Arms, Sanctity of Life and the needs of our Veterans and First Responders. Will you partner with us today?
Plans start at just $25 and the company donates a portion of its proceeds to several different anti-LGBTQ hate groups, including the Family Research Council, CPAC, and Turning Point USA, thereby allowing users the unique opportunity to plot their next insurrection and rollback LGBTQ rights both at the same time. Fun!
Here’s how folx responded to Sorbo’s tweet plugging the wireless network…
Sign up now and they’ll give you a free phone….it’s the new “Sorbo” model. pic.twitter.com/3VxZTlOA3c
— All Out Of Bubblegum (@BubblegumOut) October 30, 2022
Good lord! Scraping the bottom of the barrel again I see. 😂😂
— 👣Jarett & 🐾Lilly vs EVERYTHING (@JLVsTW1) October 30, 2022
Wow, didn’t realize how tough it had gotten for you.
— Chris Mulhearn (@ChrisMulhearn) October 30, 2022
Why do you even need mobile service? It’s not like any casting directors are calling you.
— Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 (@AlCappuccinoIT) October 30, 2022
“Christian conservative wireless provider” 😂😂😂
— José de la Rosa (@thejdlr) October 30, 2022
Does it not work on Sundays?
— Phil Landsberg 🇺🇸🇺🇦 ✡️🗽 (@PhilTakeV) October 30, 2022
what a way to advertise that you can’t get an acting gig
— brun brun’s spooky bones 🌲🐻💀❤️🐝🇺🇦🌲 (@BrunTheBear) October 30, 2022
This is what his promo code gets you pic.twitter.com/9W5XdhG4xr
— dumpsterdawg 🌻🇺🇦 (@dumpsterdawg2) October 30, 2022
How can a network be woke? Doesn’t it just transmit data?
— Eric Larsen (@CrackerBrother) October 30, 2022
I suspect the network of “Patriot Mobile” works about as often and as well as Kevin Sorbo does these days.
— Ed Burmila (@edburmila) October 30, 2022
Sorbo is no stranger to saying incredibly stupid things online. In the past, he’s used his social media platform to rail against vaccine mandates, bitch about the IRS, spout pro-Russia sentiments, and argue that Democrats are sub-par presidents and that’s why none appear on Mount Rushmore.
Yo, Kevin, if you’re reading… Don’t forget to update your phone…
Related: Benham Brothers and Kevin Sorbo star in pro-Second Amendment, faith-based action movie
greekboy
All this time I thought his side gig was being a Caitlin Jenner impersonater
RIGay
That’s good!
M. Kawai
No no to Sorbo’s promo for PatMo! It’s a no go for this homo!
ZzBomb
“A Christian Conservative Wireless Provider”???
What does it do differently? Send you a bill then tack on extra hidden fees after you paid it? Customer service calls include being asked to donate to “stop the steal” campaign? Customer service surveys included “Whose your president?” questions? Like w.t. actual. f is this shit?
humble charlie
jeez talk about someone determined to ruin his self-ruined career.
CNY1983
can you get a plan that includes a POOL BOY?
like that cuck and his hairy-lipped wife did?
Thad
I’d actually like a woke cell phone provider. Text me when there is one.
Richpontone
Come on!
Jerk-cules needs Love and Respect, like he gives us.
NOT!!
By Jove.
ScottOnEarth
LOL. These so-called patriots just keep the stupidity coming. I didn’t realize that cell phone carriers had entered the cesspool of American politics.
bsg1967
I thought patriotic Christians were afraid of 5G along with vaccines
Mr. Stadnick
Does it allow you to call god directly?
James
i CALLED PATRIOT MOBILE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR HATE. THEY SAID SATAN HAD TAKEN OVER MY LIFE.
PATRIOT MOBILE IS NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF STUPID FUNDAMENTALIST CHRIXTIAN TRUMP TRASH. AS IGNORANT AND UGLY AS YOU CAN GET. MAY THEY ROT IN HELL.
Den
“What does it do differently?”
When the network goes down, or your phone malfunctions, the chalk it up to God’s will. Their techs will pray for you or the network and then wait for the expected miracle. And all they have is old flip phones, because Satan has too big a presence on the internet.