A Chinese man has learned the hard way why DIY penis enlargement surgery is not a good idea.
52-year-old Kang Niu was unhappy with his lovemaking abilities. His penis didn’t get as long, thick, or hard as he wanted. Rather than taking something like, say, Viagra, he came up with what we thought was a far better solution: Inserting a sharp steel rod down the center of his urethra to “reinforce” his manhood.
What could possibly go wrong, right?
How the man managed to insert the entire 13cm rod into his dong without passing out, we don’t know. (Nor do we want to.) But the results were truly horrifying.
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Niu quickly found that when he tried having sex, the rod shot backwards into his body, stabbing him in the bladder.
Embarrassed by what he had done, Niu didn’t tell anyone for several months, hoping the rod would naturally pass from his body in his urine. When it didn’t, and when the pain because so severe he could hardly walk, he checked into a local hospital.
Doctors took an X-ray and were shocked by what they discovered. The 13cm-long steel rod had become deeply lodged in Niu’s urinary tract. When they asked him about it, Niu said he came up with the “genius” idea all by himself.
A hospital spokesman told the media: “He believed that using this would give him a prolonged sexual experience.”
Of course, Niu isn’t the only man unhappy with the length and girth of his dong. A recent survey by the U.K.’s Observer found that 21 percent of men are discontent with their penis sizes. As a result, “Penoplasty” has become a growing trend in England.
Earlier this year, Billy-Tom O’Connor went on a morning news program to talk about his penis enlargement surgery. He told an interviewer he wanted “an absolute monster,” so he paid to have his penis pumped up to the size of a 10-inch hairspray bottle. (See the NSFW pictures here.)
So what’s going to happen to Niu? The hospital would not say whether he will suffer permanent damage as a result of the DIY surgery. But here’s hoping he never tries it again. (Though, honestly, we wouldn’t put it past him.)
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avesraggiana
What is this guy’s problem?!?! As my very first boyfriend, a big, burly, white guy said to me many years ago, “You’re Asian, you’re little [in stature], you’re gonna get fucked…” And that was that.
This benighted Chinese guy should have just accepted his natural endowment and assumed the position. Assuming he’s gay, his Top partners, just like all of mine, would never have cared how big he was.
Faulk
@ avesraggiana
Why do you have to be bottom if you are asian? Thats so stupid! I mean, if you don’t like it? You should have fun with your partner
hagonarag
@avesraggiana you’re either a white guy trying to perpetuate myths to bolster your ego or a deeply brainwashed idiot.
Stache99
@hagonarag: I think his emphasis was on the “little” and not the Asian part. I’ve seen some Asians that could give any man a run for their money on the size department.
Stache99
I had a Filipino friend do the Penis enlargement 10 years ago. A doctor in Beverly Hills no less. Spent $10,000 and they did a ligament detachment along with fat injection. Gave him about an inch in length. He was a top and had a small penis. So you all know that story.
He had to go back for infection twice during the healing. He did admit regretting it later. Funny when he gets erect it just hangs down.
Another thing. You wouldn’t believe how many guys were in the waiting room. One was very young and the other his excuse was that his wife had a baby and they just wanted more pleasure. Yeah, right. I think there’s a far easier surgery for that.
Raphael
“How the man managed to insert the entire 13cm rod”… Does anyone here watch gay pornography? BDSM? This is pretty standard.
NateOcean
13cm? Only?
Amateur!
Ridpathos
@avesraggiana: I’m asian and I have a big burly white boyfriend. My penis is larger than his, and I’m the top.
Kieran
Let’s hope he doesn’t end up losing his little pork roll over this.
Moral of the story, don’t try to be something you’re not.
meetchm
i guess the question is … how bad do you want it?
Of course men are obsessed with the size of their penis, but man …
You’re better off trying to qualify for a government funded penis pump program, than shoving a freakin metal rod up it.
The US Government actually spent $172.4 million on penis pumps over a five year time span.
http://www.husband-ology.com/penis-enhancement-program/
If guys want bigger penises, surely they’re easier ways of going about getting them.
NJjoe
File this under “What were you thinking?”
SportGuy
I am not sure how this guy remotely thought this was a good idea. Just accept what God gave you and move on.
Sebizzar
So did he give these doctors the right to tell the world about it or? :/
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