We’re not sure why other people watch sports, but we can tell you why we do: For those special moments when players are caught in homoerotic positions. They happen often. And they always get us excited.
Related: PHOTOS: Homoerotic Athletes Give Us A Reason To Watch Sports
And before all you true sports fans comment in ALL CAPS about how many gay guys are into it for the love of the game, we get it. Just let us have this one, okay?
We’re sure no matter what your interest in sportsball games is, you’ll find something to enjoy in this video compilation:
I don’t mean to ruin your fantasy but……You do realize that all those kisses, crotch grabbing and fingers up the butt by opposing teams is meant as an insult in the hope of provoking the other player into a violent reaction. It is just professional sports version of bullying. In my book it certainly can not be described as “homoerotic”.
“I don’t mean to ruin your fantasy but……”
Yes you did.
“You do realize that all those kisses, crotch grabbing and fingers up the butt by opposing teams is meant as an insult in the hope of provoking the other player into a violent reaction.”
Of course they know that. Somebody needs a trip to the Sense of Humor Store.
“In my book it certainly can not be described as “homoerotic”.”
Then don’t watch it. Simple as that.
I want to add something. It is no secret to Brazilians that many many many Brazilian Soccer Players are BISEXUAL. They engage in sex parties with his buddies and everything happens. This is common knowledge in Brazil and a few players have publicly admitted being bisexual. Totally gay players are much more rare, though.
with THEIR buddies.
@Goforit: Not all. Some were hugs or kisses with team mates. The Irish players, Gary Kelly and Ian Harte, who both played for Leeds United were well known for occasionally kissing one another on the lips. Maybe it was ok for them though – although only 3 years older Kelly was Harte’s uncle!
The crotch bite at 3:16/3:17 is pretty out there even as playful we’re-too-macho-to-be-suspect fun and games. Love it!
@Goforit: Um did you even watch the video? Seems like a lot more is going on than one player trying to wind another up. Also if that even is the case do you really think they couldn’t come up with other ways to do so other than kissing them and pretty much molesting them? I watch football, Australian football, I’ve seen players do stuff to each other that you’d go to prison for if you did off the field and they usually don’t even get a reaction they just go with it. It’s hot. It’s fucking hot. It’s the main reason I watch sports.
@Goforit: And by compiling them like this we’re doing absolutely what the homophobes don’t want so how is that a bad thing?
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