Homographic: The Gay Stimulus Package

With President Obama announcing that the current fiscal stimulus package is just the beginning of what’s needed to restart the economy, it occurred to us that we, the gays, are in the perfect position to save America, what with our famously disposable income and all. Of course, you could just let us get married and allow us to spend our hard-earned cash on extravagant receptions, but since that’s only an option in two states, we’ve come up with a controversy-free stimulus package that will get the gays spending again.

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