WorldNet Daily’s Tristan Emmanuel may take the cake for wackiest, most absurd and ultimately laughable anti-gay marriage harangue:
Obviously, everybody knows that heterosexual unions have suffered tremendously from the effects of the so-called sexual revolution. The ideas of free love, free sex and no commitment have had devastating consequences on the idea of monogamy.
The ’60s generation talked about free love and no commitment; our post-modern world is living that idea to the hilt. People just don’t believe in living in committed monogamous relationships – and the biggest culprits in that regard are homosexuals.
Monogamous homosexual relationships, for the most part, exist only in the world of partisan propaganda, not in empirical reality.
Of course gays are destroying marriage! We’re also causing global warming, supplied Saddam with WMDs and are secretly cheering for a complete Chinese takeover! Oh, and you’re right: there’s no such thing as a monogamous gay relationship. We made that up just to scare conservacunts like you, Emmanuel.