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Homosexual Lutheran Pastor Tom Brock Expected to Keep His Job!

Just because he acknowledged to sexually slipping up in Slovakia (oooh, can that be a B-list version of saying “lifting your luggage”?) doesn’t mean Pastor Tom Brock, who regularly rails against the Lutheran community’s acceptance of homos, is going to lose his job!

He’s been placed on two weeks leave while his God-fearing supervisors investigate claims against him that he’s a sexually active homosexual, but “church officials” say he’s likely to be welcomed back to Hope Lutheran Church — which dropped ELCA to join the much less liberal Association of Free Lutheran Congregations — afterward, because Brock did the right thing in seeking treatment, or whatever, for his same-sex attraction.

Which is sort of a nice message for the church to send: It’s okay to preach against the very thing that you are, so long as you go to regular meetings where you learn to hate thy self.