It all began wholesomely enough, when three young cops decided to post a group photo to Facebook alongside the innocent caption:
“Officers Nordman, Hamill and Rengering…part of the night crew getting ready to do some work.”
Little did they know the image would spread like wildfire, leaving a trail of lust and lasciviousness in its wake.
There are thousands of comments and we’d be happy to read all of them:
As the situation escalated, the three officers called for backup:
And they offered their new cadre of adoring fans the following update: