If you saw him in a lineup, you’d say, “Officer, that’s him — the man who stole my heart.” And the precinct would collectively roll their eyes and wish you hadn’t come.
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But that’s the kind of corny material that comes to mind staring into “Hot Felon” Jeremy Meeks’ glacial baby blues. All common sense goes right out the window.
In 2014, the Californian’s chiseled mugshot went viral after Meeks was arrested. It’s not difficult to see why:
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Meeks managed to turn that mugshot into a professional modeling career, signing with White Cross Management and strutting his stuff at the Philipp Plein Show for New York Fashion Week back in 2017.
Now Meeks has entered a new stratum of celebrity male sex symbol. Some of his extra-special, um, self-portraits, have made their way on to the web.
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And it appears that Meeks has more talent than we ever knew. You can see those HERE, but probably best not to click while you’re screen-sharing with your boss on your work-from-home day.
Vince
Funny that on the same page we have Daly who is suing for someone exposing his bum and this guy proud to show it all off.
Kangol
Who wouldn’t take showing off some tail over rotting in a jail?
Vince
Modeling must be paying good driving a Maserati and living in a mansion already.
bushwickfreddy
He’s got some British heiress dickmatized-the Maserati and mansion are hers.
Tobi
He’s Chloe Green’s squeeze, pug-ugly daughter of billionaire retailer, Sir Philip Green.
CanadianGuy62
I’m honestly more of an @$$ guy than a d¡ck guy, and I’m not at all into tattoos, but I would let him put that beautiful piece anywhere he wanted! Man, that’s hot!!!
Bob LaBlah
From the article: “Meeks managed to turn that mugshot into a professional modeling career, signing with White Cross Management and strutting his stuff at the Philipp Plein Show for New York Fashion Week back in 2017.”
Meeks is what he is: a dime-a-dozen hustler who should have been bypassed by the media. I have no doubt that he came up off of “something” to get that gig. He is cute but not that cute and the male modeling side of the modeling business is dominated by gay men, including photographers. If he bombs out there (and I’m sure he will) he and Matthew Rush could star in a reality series together or maybe a Logo series with Matthew as the older ne’er do well brother showing his younger brother (Meeks) the ropes of the low-life side of porn. Who knows, it might be a hit show. Better that than resurrecting Roseanne Barr in my book.
Kangol
He is really gorgeous. I love the tattoos too. He’s dating a very wealthy heiress (daughter of a billionaire), so if he knows what’s good for him he’ll “make a baby,” as they say, linking him to her for life. I’d be a bit wary of dating him, though. He seems like he might give you a good crack upside the head if you p*ssed him off.
dinard38
Ummmm Yeah. What the hell are you talking about? First off your comment is extremely racist. Second, women….including white women, have been getting pregnant so that the baby daddy would take care of her for eons. So what’s your effing point???
Bob LaBlah
s@Kangol……….”He seems like he might give you a good crack upside the head if you p*ssed him off.”
Or he could bring out the man in some timid queen and the queen gives him a seemingly LONG overdue crack upside his head. Never thought about it that way, huh?
Bob LaBlah
And Kangol, the same goes for Mr. Rush. He hasn’t pulled that assault b/s on the WRONG queen(shall we say) yet but be patient, he will eventually.
JohnnyCockets
That’s not even him takes about 5 seconds to figure out that his hand tattoos don’t match. Plus I knew something seemed off when I seen American Eagle underwear..and I was right.
justgeo
Scrub the ink off and lets look again.
Eiswirth
The hideousness of his tattoos negate all the good stuff.
Paco
I’m happy for him that life gave him a second chance, even if that chance was solely based upon his fleeting looks. Not many people get that opportunity. I hope he is planning for the future.
prarie pup
Paco, I agree. I hope he uses this opportunity…but something tells me it’s just a matter of time before was see a second mug shot.
Bob LaBlah
@prarie pup…………………..are you insinuating that you can take them out of………..on second thought never mind. You wouldn’t believe it but the same applies to m……………..as I said, never mind.
Tête Carrée
@Pace
He’s studying to get an MBA right now. No worries.
ChrisK
@Tête Carrée. Really? I looked and couldn’t even find a BA degree.
Prax07
I thought he wss back in jail again? Could have sworn I read that somewhere a few weeks ago.
Pretty face, ugly, ugly tattoos, which negatives the attractive face. So yuck.
Brody
I’ll concede he’s a felon, but hot? A tattoo-covered gang-banger?
He might be, for those who have Mandingo rape fantasies, but the rest of us just see a common thug who’s angry at the world and will be back in jail within a year.
But . . . eye of the beholder and all that, I guess.
ChrisK
You do realize that his girlfriend is a very wealthy heiress. What reason would he have to get back into crime?
Juanjo
You’re just upset because he reminds you of the last time you had sex, ten years ago. You remember, the rent boy who walked off with your wallet.
chris33133
I’m glad he had a second chance. I wish that so many of our youth didn’t need them.
But then, I wonder what his future would have been had he been “discovered” before assaulting that 16 year old kid. Also, I wonder what happened to his victim who seems to have been conveniently forgotten in all these stories.
ChrisK
Me too but it really shows the sickness of our society. If you look good enough you too can get a second chance. If you’re ugly. Well, f*ck you. His rich girlfriend reminds me of the Menedez Brothers and all the Marriage offers they got while in Prison.
Kangol
You could ask the same question about that scum Mark Wahlberg. What about his victim, who even spoke out about Wahlberg not being pardoned? Wahlberg is celebrated as if he never did anything wrong.
Billy Budd
He could turn me into crime. We would be the gay version of Bonnie and Clyde. LOL
DanishDude
Guys, sorry – but the big cock is not Meeks. I’ve seen this ‘news’ elsewhere on the web and noticed the tatoo on the right hand. Meeks sports a tatoo with two big words: ‘can’t stop’. The guy with the big cock sports a tatoo with something resembling a brick wall.
StupidBoy
Ok, I confess, I think he is hot AF. But, personality plays a part, too. He is nice to look at, but I wouldn’t want to meet up with him in a dark room. Just like Chris Brown. I think he is sexy AF, too, but I won’t listen to that woman-beater’s music or watch his videos. Just being pretty and sexy shouldn’t be enough.
MinnesotaNotNice
There’s nothing remotely appealing or sexy at all about this guy!