If you saw him in a lineup, you’d say, “Officer, that’s him — the man who stole my heart.” And the precinct would collectively roll their eyes and wish you hadn’t come.
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But that’s the kind of corny material that comes to mind staring into ‘Hot Felon’ Jeremy Meeks’ glacial baby blues. All common sense goes right out the window. In 2014, the Californian’s chiseled mug (by way of the above mugshot) went viral after Meeks was arrested on felony weapons charges. He capitalized on that fame by signing with a modeling agency, and now he’s moved from prison to a halfway house to house arrest. We imagine he’ll soon be transported to a catwalk in Milan.
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With his Bad Boy image now firmly in place, Meeks has replenished his Instagram account with an arresting arsenal (ha?) of beefcake photos that will have you stopping in the name of… you get it.
Sick in bed. Can’t wait for the game! #warriors
A photo posted by JEREMY MEEKS (@jmeeksofficial) on
#warriors #dubnation #hometeam
A photo posted by JEREMY MEEKS (@jmeeksofficial) on
bottom250
Ohhhhhhh God he is so hot. I want him in me.
Dave Downunder
This is another example of how America will forgiven anything as long as you are pretty enough. People seem to conveniently forget a violent or criminal past but ONLY if you are pretty. Look at how many American celebrities have gotten away with it.
tardis
“End of my driveway is as far as I can go #housearrest?”
Why are you all giving this guy a platform? I’m sure there are fine looking men out there that do good. This is stupid.
Xzamilio
Pretty can’t fix stupid… no respectable modeling agency will hire this dude. Can you say amatuer porn? And then voyeur porn? And then hardcore stuff with the low rent companies? And then a blindfolded man on man BJ before he goes back to crime, or gets turned out by some rich old man in the Hills?
Dave Downunder
@Xzamilio: LOL you should have been a career guidance councillor but from what the article says it looks like he has already been signed. Don’t know by who though.
Xzamilio
@Dave Downunder: Oh, I know. I said no self-respecting modeling agency would hire him, and one lacking any did. It’s White Cross Management, and they look decent… but we all know how these companies make it pretty on the surface. But, you know what? It doesn’t have any bearing on anyone’s life but his and his wife and kid(s), so I hope it pans out for him, at least enough to keep him out of trouble.
Billy Budd
Yes, let’s just hope he reforms. People can reform. He is definitely beautiful, especially the eyes and lips. I would definitely want to have him in my bed.
Chris
Knowing what he’s done, I’ll swim against the steam — errr stream — here and say that I’d want him as far from me as possible.
HOWEVER, I can’t help but thinking: What if he’d signed with a modeling agency BEFORE he got into all that stuff? We often forget that people get into criminal activity because they don’t see a future for themselves (and possibly don’t have a future) in any other sector.
Black Pegasus
I think gay 4 pay porn is his best avenue for some quick cash, but once gay guys get tired of him they will send him back to his baby mama. We are a tough crowd to please, and the expectations for this guy is unreasonably high… Straight women won’t be buying erotic calendars or softcore straight porn. Gay men are the only cashcow available to him. He needs to dump his management team.
gilmanr
As I recall, he’s missing a number of teeth and is badly in need of orthodontia. Amazing how that can break the spell. And it explains why he looks so serious in all of these….
rcktetr
He does have a nice body. But his face is too skinny for me. Never thought he was all that.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
They accidentally Photoshoped out his lower eyelashes? Whatever the case it looks creepy weird.
Would still smash tho.. tiny Zika virus having head or not
martinbakman
He should hire someone to cap him in the ass, just to round out his gangsta appeal, ala The Wire.
Wilbready
Why does Queerty insist on giving this thug so much publicity? Do they condone his actions because they think he is hot? I find him repulsive and shame on Queerty for this post!
da90027
Kind of sad these days it doesn’t take hard work to become a celebrity just a rap sheet or a sex tape like those vapid Kardashians. This guy has horrendously bad random tats and in my opinion once a thug always a thug it may come out later at some point like O.J. Simpson. It is extremely rare for anyone with that kind of a past to leave it completely behind them.
tricky ricky
The tats are very off putting. He looks like a thug porn wanna-be. I would love to know whose car that is and whose house that is. They’re too nice for a felon just out of the joint or his relatives. His fall will be spectacular.
SportGuy
Gross
Kangol
@gilmanr: Honey, you can pay for new, white teeth, especially if the money’s rolling in. Sugar daddies, write that check!
I just hope and pray he stays away from crime, but gainful employment and support will ensure that, not lots of Instagram and Twitter likes. Having said that, he is hot as f***!
Kangol
@gilmanr: I think you’ve got him confused with someone else. On the IG account there are photos of him smiling. His teeth are white and perfect.
Are you mixing him up with Yusef Mack, the was drugged into being gay/not gay/is gay/gay into trans women porn actor from Philadelphia? HE could benefit from a trip to an orthodontist.
Silent_Joe
I never really understood the appeal of that guy. Aside from the eyes, and the chiseled body, he just looks trashy.
onthemark
This used to be called “ROUGH TRADE.” I’m surprised that so many Queerty readers think this white-trash meth-head criminal loser is “HOT.” You guys must have fun with “Brian” at your local truck stop glory hole!
justgeo
So He’s got blue eyes and overly inked. Looks like he needs to be slapped around pissed collared and trained. No if that is HOT then okay.
DuMaurier
Bad boys are hot. Clean, respectable, sensitive guys are duds (I mean, as fantasy, which is all guys like this can be to us, right?)
klaw
Comments here are crazy,btw @kangol ….how do I get a sugardaddy?
Danny
Yeah, because all of you queens are so perfect. I find it funny watching you people be so crude and judgemental. You would think you had high standards but truly you are just horrible people.
Alistair Wiseman
So we have 49 slaughtered in Florida and the left blames guns and gun violence in America.
Yet Queerty, in all of their leftist wisdom, gives a flattering platform to a man who was in jail for felony weapons charges.
Just trying to understand the gay left….
ScottOnEarth
Beauty trumps all. It’s human nature, not just gay nature. I hope he doesn’t waste his great second chance at a decent life.
BGinBigD
His tatts are soooo ugly! Don’t hit me started on his mouth: Next tooth one mile!
dwes09
@Chris: ” We often forget that people get into criminal activity because they don’t see a future for themselves (and possibly don’t have a future) in any other sector.
They also get into criminal activity because they are sociopaths, and i am willing to bet he falls into that group.
dwes09
@Alistair Wiseman: Well, for one thing, the left understands that things are not as simple as the myths of the right demand they be. While i neither support idolizing men like this, nor do i find him that hot, I (and most of the progressives here who laugh at your simplistic analysis of everything) recognize that there is an actual difference between a vague term like “felony gun possession” and a spree killer.
Alistair Wiseman
@dwes09:
After your vile and disgusting post to me yesterday wishing for my death, why do you bother responding to my recent post?
Terrycloth
Never saw a black man with blue eyes .he’s got about 10 minutes left on his 15 minutes of fame .
JerseyMike
Does absolutely nothing for me.. His criminal activity puts him in the HELL NAW pile.. Prefer my man black and nerdy not black and criminal..
Bob LaBlah
@tricky ricky: I couldn’t agree more. I would love to see ol” Red (yes, THAT Red) jumping all up and down in those cakes. Considering his skin tone and all the “cream” Red would leave makes him a “twinkie” just waiting to be filled. lol
Hell, he should go for it. Why should Taethedoug be the only one getting all of the men and cream? lol
Xzamilio
@Bob LaBlah: What??? Wig snatched!!!
Bob LaBlah
@Xzamilio……………are YOU trying to tell ME that YOU don’t know who Red or Taethedoug are? Just think, he is the color of a twinkie, isn’t he? lol
Stilinski26
Glorifying a criminal because people find him hot! proves we live in a shallow society
Stilinski26
@onthemark: He looks Biracial to me!
Xzamilio
@Bob LaBlah: No, I know who they are… I’m just shocked YOU know who they are lol!!!!
Franklin
Oh I forgot. The rule in America is that people only can forgive and forget someone past when the individual in question is white. Mark Walberg has felonious assault on his record for almost beating a man to death. Sean Penn beat up Madonna, but that’s water under the bridge. I mean he played Harvey Milk. There are gay porn stars out there with white supremacist tattoos, that still have large fan bases of gay men. The list goes on and on.
da90027
@Franklin: beating up Madonna was what I liked about Penn…LMFAO!
Paco
I hope he uses his 15 minutes to turn his life around. Unfortunately, money and popularity will probably only add fuel to the fire like it does in most cases.
remyfacade
Way to be so judgmental. All u fools no same well u wouldn’t kick him out of bed, and would been over backwards to make sure he is happy, so just stop voicing your opinions just because u can. Especially the guy who just loves commenting on everything on here and myvidster. No one knows what’s in store for their own life let alone another person’s.
Bob LaBlah
Xzamillio…………..speaking of those two have you seen their “duet” debut over on myvidster? By the time ol’ Red was finished I swear all I could picture was a cute, cream-filled Hostess cupcake (lol).
Hurry, you know how quickly they are subject to disappear once the studio finds out they have been posted.
Bob LaBlah
@Bob LaBlah: Xzamillio……………you know, the more I looked at him the more and more he reminds me of a “star” who “appeared” on ol’ vidster (I changed the name to incite the ignorant, as in ol’ you-know-who, who is BOUND to appear soon) a few years back. He was a two or three hit wonder who vanished. Do you remember the one I am talking about? They could almost pass for twins.
D_Albert
Some of you guys are insane. This guy is fine as hell. A dangerous criminal, yes. But also incredibly handsome. Hope he can turn his life around
o.codone
@dwes09: You said:(and most of the progressives here who laugh at your simplistic analysis of everything). This describes liberals to a tee. A sneering bunch of self-congratulatory pseudo-intellectual hopefuls who look down and laugh at everyone else’s “simplistic analysis”. Thanks for making it perfectly clear. You chardonnay upper west side special, gifted intellectuals are precisely who I aspire to be. I bet I can seal the deal if I buy the Donna Karan shirt and practice laughing just so. Right?
o.codone
This felon looks like a trick I had a while back and the trick was a squirter, a big squirter. That goo was everywhere. All the time. Even after everything was over his Calvins were still absorbing the last of the ooze. My fantasy is that this guy has a super soaker on him too. I kinda feels like he does. We could probably make a bowl of holiday eggnog with all that cream and just a dash of booze. Yum.
highestbidder
@Franklin: anyone who beats up Madonna deserves a medal.
highestbidder
I seriously doubt we’ll ever see this guy on the catwalks of Milan. Signing with an agency does not guarantee ever getting hired for a job. This dudes for porn. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.