Gorton’s Seafood is making seafood sexy again with its new “Trusted by Those Who Know” ad campaign featuring a series of thirsty commercials.
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The first ad features a hunky Poseidon talking about how with Gorton’s, “this temple can remain perfectly pristine and ready for… anything.”
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Then there’s this one featuring Chad and Brody, two strapping “mer-bros” who keep their bodies rock hard with a steady diet of–you guessed it!–Gorton’s.
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“You know, mer-bros aren’t born with this physique,” they say. “We only trust the Gorton’s fisherman for easy protein with nothing weird added.”
Easy protein, indeed!
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Dashing Partycrasher
Or, ya could just open a can of salmon or tuna (“wild-caught” only, please). Even easier, and without the added carbs and sodium you get in boxed, breaded “fish”.
OzJosh
Or ya could just eat fresh fish. Don’t even need a can opener.
Jack Meoff
Wow why are American ads so bad. Seriously most of them are cringe inducing.