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The hottest pool boys on Instagram because why should Jerry Falwell Jr. get to have all the fun?

There’s been a lot of chatter lately about pool boys thanks to Jerry Falwell Jr. and his wife, Becki.

According to multiple sources, the evangelical power couple have a secret fetish for luring young, musclebound, 20-something men (including at least one pool boy) into their bedroom and then paying them off with sweetheart real estate deals and personal loans.

The whole scandal got us thinking about pool boys, in general, and how unfair it is that they’re getting a bad rap right now because of the awful, antigay Falwells. We wanted to change that. So we’ve scoured Instagram for some of the cutest ones we could find to show our appreciation.

Now, without any further ado…

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Poolboy ?

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Pool boy for hire

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#PoolBoy #LaPiscineMeVaBien #TicketEuroMillion #Pool

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Pool services available ?

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Feeling my zhuzh

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get wet. stay wet. balance your intoxicants.

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Happy Labor Day, everyone!