BLAHHH, DARLING!

How Do You Kill The 1970’s Gay Blood Sucker Dragula?

Dragula is absolutely famished and wants some mucho macho men for his midnight snacky-poo. Apparently the makers of this campy 1970s horror flick didn’t know how to properly kill off a gay vampire—you gotta drive a long hard stake into him, baby. Otherwise, gay Draggy will be back in a flash—lucky us.

And you gotta love the end line: “Lo, the world is made safe once more for the harmless heterosexual majority.” Priceless.

Via Feast of Fun