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How Do You Prefer Andy Cohen? Scruffy, Stached Or Clean-Shaven

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Over the holiday weekend, Andy Cohen showed off his new facial hair. The Watch What Happens Live host, who is typically clean shaven, took advantage of the show’s hiatus to explore the scruffy side of a life. It was surprising yet delightful to the eyes. And while the internet debates whether or not he’s engaged (or dating) former NHL player Sean Avery, Queerty wants to know: How would you prefer your potential husband? You have four options to choose from:

Clean-Shaven

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Scruffy/5 O’clock Shadow

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Bearded

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Porn-Stached

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Sound off below.

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31 Comments

  • GlitterKidder

    Can one of our choices be we don’t want to see him at all? He’s so smarmy.

  • Alan down in Florida

    With his eyes and especially his smile I don’t even notice the state of his facial hair.

  • Dixie Rect

    @oilburner: Agreed, I prefer not to see this no talent wonky eyed dork.

  • Bozen

    Scruffy suits him physically more

    But I’d prefer to see him with his mouth closed and not on my tv

  • Dev.C

    His smile is to pretty for all that peach fuzz, and what’s with all the hate of Andy Cohen, you all would probably swooning if it was the wannabe straight boy Seacrest. Regressive Much!
    I like that Andy exposes Heterosexuals for being the real nut jobs, it no sweat off my back, Keep it up Love!

  • CleJoke

    None of the above.

    I like to see Andy Cohen a corpse please.

    Icky!

  • Jorval

    I’d prefer to see him with a bag over his face….

  • Caleb in SC

    @Dev.C: Exactly. Not getting all of the hate. Jealous much?

  • newwaveneon

    He’s so annoying and gross, why does this site continuously post about him???

  • Katbox

    @newwaveneon: @newwaveneon: Seriously.
    …and apparently he’s engaged to some guy 12 YEARS HIS JUNIOR!
    The pictures of the two of them are worth a good chuckle.
    Andy looks like Sean’s flabby father…so disturbing.

  • Daveliam

    He’s pretty awful. I’d also rather not him at all. He’s incredibly full of himself and his show is really the lowest common denominator in ‘entertainment’.

  • WhyteRabbit

    definitely scruffy… definitely NOT ‘stached lol.

  • Snapper59

    @Katbox:

    “…and apparently he’s engaged to some guy 12 YEARS HIS JUNIOR!”

    NO! NO! I don’t believe this!
    He’s an out and proud homo who has a decent body and a cute face and is a multi-millionaire and probably gets into wherever he wants to go in Manhattan and takes off for South Beach or Europe for the long weekend and some guy “12 YEARS HIS JUNIOR !” has hooked up with him? NO! I’ll not have that!

  • contos

    These responses are incredibly offensive. The worst: Wishing anyone a corpse in a community that has seen countless corpses is a beyond despicable thing to say.

    Thank you Andy Cohen: Honorary Chair of the Hetrick-Martin Institute’s fundraiser supporting critical after-school programs for NYC’s at-risk LGBTQ youth; for sitting on the board of “Friends In Deed”, the non-profit that provides support for people with AIDS and other life-threatening illnesses; for being one of the Chairs of amfAR’s 2013 NYC Gala which raised more than $2.3 Million for AIDS research; for being one of the celebrity designers for Shred of Hope, a charity auction for the Ali Forney Center, the largest shelter for homeless LGBTQ youth in the US. And congratulations on recently being honored by Housing Works, the NY-based AIDS charity, for your significant contribution to the fight to end HIV/AIDS and homelessness. I prefer the ‘stache myself, but as long as you continue to support and raise money for charities that benefit the LGBT community, I support your facial hair in whatever form you like it.

  • Snapper59

    @contos: Nicely put. I wasn’t a big fan until I saw an interview months back where some host like Tyra or someone was asking him about experiences with women in a “truth serum” segment and he just stated “Nope, I’ve always been gay. Never spent one night with a woman. Never had a girlfriend. I’ve always known what I’ve wanted” and I thought it was so refreshing from the usual crap some spout to appear to the women audience. Imagine that, never having had a beard “girlfriend”.

  • AnitaMann

    I like the beard but I’d take him however the hell he wanted to be.

  • jckfmsincty

    He thinks all “The Housewives” are for real.

  • Katbox

    @Snapper59: It’s true. The guy he’s dating/engaged to is fit as fuck. Chiseled beyond belief, while cohen is…..puddy- silly puddy. Money/d-list fame gets you just about anything.
    @jckfmsincty:
    Wow. Really?
    I’ve lost all respect for him. Not like I had any though. :P

  • Pistolo

    I like Andy Cohen a lot actually, he seems like a sweet guy but for a second about 1 1/2 back, I noticed he was almost trying to distance himself from the gay image, it was so peculiar and it kind of pissed me off. He said on Howard Stern that he would sleep with a woman and in a few interviews as well, he’d say he likes making out with women, and he’d pander to or flirt with any cougar on his show and I was like…WTF is this? Mind you, he never has actually had sex with a woman through all this gib-gab. Recently, he was on Wendy Williams and he said he was “born this way” so it seems like he’s not BS-ing anymore. If he wanted to do it, in 40-something years you’d think he would’ve found the time, right?

    I was just disappointed because he’s such a good example for gay guys but sometimes he can be very frivolous in that way. With men too, he’s a slave to any guy with abs. But if he gets a lispy caller flirting with him, he’s totally aloof.

    He needs a therapist.

  • lailaichong

    Porn-Stached

  • QJ201

    …in a sling with a ball gag in his mouth

  • Jake357

    He could be spoon-feeding children in Africa and he’s still a smarmy cheeseball guilty of some of the worst offenses on television. I find him off-putting. I don’t wish him dead (as some have) but I do wish he’d go away and this site stop covering him and that Gruber kid or anyone else that must be paying for press.

  • Beachman

    @GlitterKidder: +1…I was going to say I prefer Andy Cohen with the TV off!

  • gc83

    From the UK I cannot understand the hate for Cohen – his funny and so sexy looking

  • crowebobby

    How about fifteen years younger?

  • Christopher

    Porn stach but without the duck lips lol :-)

  • uwe233

    I’ve no idea who this guy is, but I find he’s quite sexy! With the porn stache, he looks most fuckable, but the other styles suit him well, too. I’d definitely do him!

  • Matt G

    Beard

    I have such a huge crush on Andy. Haters seem to be out in full force, eat it gents

  • AEH

    I prefer him behind the scenes, unseen. TV doesn’t need another insincere sycophant poking his nose up wealthy housewives’ bums.

  • hephaestion

    What the hell is up with all these hostile comments????

    Andy Cohen is just about the most likeable person on earth.
    And I think he looks the best clean shaven.

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