How Gay Marriage Actually Will Ruin Straight Marriage

When we hear from conservatives that same-sex marriage will destroy the institution of marriage, we always brushed off these arguments, sometimes with an eyeroll, often with a laugh, and always while rubbing their inner thigh under the table. But until now, we didn’t hear this argument: If we permit gay marriage, sexually frustrated Republican men will realize they are gay, and they’ll leave their wives! Thus: Marriage, destroyed.