When we hear from conservatives that same-sex marriage will destroy the institution of marriage, we always brushed off these arguments, sometimes with an eyeroll, often with a laugh, and always while rubbing their inner thigh under the table. But until now, we didn’t hear this argument: If we permit gay marriage, sexually frustrated Republican men will realize they are gay, and they’ll leave their wives! Thus: Marriage, destroyed.
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How Gay Marriage Actually Will Ruin Straight Marriage
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Mike L.
That’s funny, and OMG I like his rings, something to tug.
alejandro
he’s hot and funny! what more can u ask for 😀
roflmfao
So, cute! But, the ring in his nose, and the two in his ears, makes me wonder…. what else has a cute ring in/through it??? Umm, that would be a fun exploration! Oh, and with that cute face, is a very wicked funny mind!
Michael vdB
LOL! I always say Who-ers. lol.
Attmay
Gay marriage will ruin “straight” “marriage” because we’ll beat them at their own game.
azrienoch
Hey, thanks for blogging me!
Mommy X
I freakin’ love this. Hey, get your eyes off my husband. I know you want him. And I know he’s really, really close to totally flaming out. If you allow gay marriage he will leave me and find a man and wear and apron and become a total queen. XO