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How Many Sexual Innuendos Can Chase Make About ‘Hard Candy’?

Gay pop singer Chase, who does not think he requires a surname TO BE MEMORABLE, releases the video for “Hard Candy,” a mix between Willy Wonka and everything that’s wrong with Katy Perry, WHICH includes predictably obvious sexually charged candy lyrics: “I’m king size / Bring your appetite / If you’re hungry, why wait? / I can satisfy (Yum!).” And while I like Snickers bars more than this song, I’m sort of infatuated with random guys building themselves into auto-tuned club anthem makers.