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“How Much Is That Penis In The Window?”

By Queerty Staff March 19, 2009 at 5:03pm · 22 comments

A naughty book in a Soho "book store" catches Kevin Spacey's eye

OH SNAP — Totally not gay actor Kevin Spacey, with a guy who is totally not his boyfriend, finds himself drawn The Big Penis Book, a coffee table tome featuring huge wangs.

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22 Comments

  • Dale

    Hmmm. Kevin’s bulge seemed to increase after looking at the display.

    Out or not, he’s hot and I like him.

    March 19, 2009 at 6:03pm
  • jim

    I love KS, but what the fux up with the elf shoes on the ‘totally not boyfriend’?? he can be my totally not boyfriend any day, but the poor thing’s a tragic fashion victim.

    March 19, 2009 at 7:03pm
  • alan brickman

    he always has the hottest guys…kinda jealous….

    March 19, 2009 at 8:03pm
  • alan brickman

    a great actor always….

    March 19, 2009 at 8:03pm
  • Thank you

    For not ragging on the guy because he chooses not to talk about his sex life in conjunction with his acting life. Who should wear the crown of thorns here? Not the bitter outer’s, thats for sure.

    March 19, 2009 at 11:03pm
  • rsquared

    Nothing remarkable hot there other than his acting skills – for which I respect.

    March 19, 2009 at 11:03pm
  • rogue dandelion

    wow, i am totally out of the loop! I had no idea about spacey!
    “not his boyfriend” is definitely a mo, the arm grab is a dead giveaway
    they look so cute together.

    March 19, 2009 at 11:03pm
  • bobito

    @jim: yeah, those elf shoes are in all the European shoe stores – guess it’s the new trend. Hope it doesn’t catch on.
    @Thank you: absolutely. After all the “Rupert Everett is just a bitter whiny old queen” slamming that went down here a few weeks back, I think it’s clear that gay men in show business who make their careers their first priority should not be out and proud, unless they’re willing to settle for a drastic reduction in the types of jobs they’ll have to choose from.

    March 20, 2009 at 3:03am
  • fredo777

    I haven’t seen all of the photos from that big penis book. but i’ve seen some. and they were nice.

    March 20, 2009 at 1:03pm
  • Ian

    Who cares if he’s gay or not? Why do we need to “out” a person for our own satisfaction? If he wants to be open about his sexuality, let him. If not, so be it. We should all respect each other’s privacy.

    March 20, 2009 at 8:03pm
  • Pragmatist

    @fredo777: Did you notice that the dustcover is removable and semi-opaque? Pulling off the dustcover pulls off the underwear! I had no idea when I was glued to this book at Waterstone’s.

    March 20, 2009 at 10:03pm
  • fredo777

    @Pragmatist:

    srsly? that’s a pretty cool touch, actually.

    March 21, 2009 at 3:03am
  • Jonas

    Ian, this isn’t about anyone needing to “out” him. He went on national television in the US and flat out looked at the camera and said he’s not gay. No one has to like that kind of lying to accommodate homophobia either.

    And as for the “elf shoes” comment – everything that isn’t a sneaker or a flip-flop isn’t an elf-shoe. Try to shop like an adult.

    March 22, 2009 at 10:03am
  • Cosimo

    @rogue dandelion:

    @rogue dandelion:

    With all due respect, you’re an idiot. Since when does grabbing another man’s (or woman’s) arm make you his lover? That’s just ludicrous.
    Oh but of course, every younger guy who’s seen with Spacey necessarily has to be his BF, right? BTW that guy looks at least 35 and he has an awful taste in clothes. Anyway the paps only show you what they want you to see. Just sayin’.

    March 24, 2009 at 8:03pm
  • Foggy

    @Cosimo:

    Trust me, if that (not so) young man were actually his boyfriend, there’s no way Kev would be smiling at the camera like that. In fact, you wouldn’t even see those pictures, ’cause the paparazzo’s camera would have been confiscated and Kev’s people would have deleted the pics, as usually happens in such cases. Most likely that guy is one of his people, or just a friend.
    As for the book, frankly, anyone’s eye, man’s or woman’s, gay or straight, would be caught by such a cover.
    This is just a non-event, but that gay legend about Spacey must be reactivated at least every six months for the gossips’ mental balance, I guess. Sigh. 🙂

    March 25, 2009 at 7:03am
  • Zulma R.

    @Foggy:

    Not very compromising indeed. But… is it just me or is there something wrong about the other guy’s lower lip? Look closer. PhotoShop, anyone? Hmmmm, just a thought.

    March 26, 2009 at 7:03am
  • Nightingale

    @Cosimo:

    “Oh but of course, every younger guy who’s seen with Spacey necessarily has to be his BF, right?”

    Absolutely! And every woman he’s seen with is necessarily his beard… Oh wait a minute… and if it were the other way around? Times are changing, you know. :->

    March 26, 2009 at 7:03pm
  • HH

    I agree with Jonas.

    April 11, 2009 at 7:04am
  • razz

    his bf is a little homely…he could do better.

    April 27, 2009 at 5:04pm
  • allancsn

    He doesn’t hide his sexuality in London. In fact I was really surprised at him being allowed to do the American Airline adverts considering how much America hates fags. His BF is a little precious but smells lovely.

    April 27, 2009 at 5:04pm
  • John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)

    @Jonas:

    “Ian, this isn’t about anyone needing to “out” him. He went on national television in the US and flat out looked at the camera and said he’s not gay. No one has to like that kind of lying to accommodate homophobia either.”

    So THATS the truth? I tell you what YOU want here and cause you;ve never done an essay in your life, you will take my word for it?

    April 27, 2009 at 6:04pm
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