For those of you wondering where Sarah Palin came up with her ridiculously empty answers during last night’s debate…
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Jack E. Jett
This chart is hysterical. It would be even more funny if I didn’t think it might be real.
This woman is Dick Cheney with a pussy and sans
pacemaker.
An Other Greek
she reminds me of Clarence Thomas!
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Brad Hart @ A DoFollow Blog
I so had to stumble this…
Key
Ah, the drinking games that Palin and McCain have inspired with their “maverick” talk alone, shall have us all far too drunk to pull the proper lever on election day. Thereby winning them the race because of their “drinking” appeal.
JJ
“ridiculously empty” is a very apt description of Palin speak. I hope Tina Fey is on it.
For Republicans the equation is as follows:
8 years of Bush/Cheney + Iraq/Afghanstan fiasco + national/world financial crisis = President Obama
This is a bitter pill for the majority in greater Utah and the former confederacy (Virginia, North Carolina, excepted) to swallow, but sometimes you have to take your medicine.
Trenton
“Ah, the drinking games that Palin and McCain have inspired with their “maverick” talk alone, shall have us all far too drunk to pull the proper lever on election day. Thereby winning them the race because of their “drinking” appeal”
I’m already hosting one of said games tonight for those who missed the debate yesterday! For people with a higher tolerance, I’m also insisting that they do shots for every one of her “Nuculer” flubs. Lawdy, people are gonna be fuckered up.
On a side note, how awesome was it that Biden kept his “John McCain is not a Maverick” rant until about 70 minutes in? That must have been sitting at the ready for some time, but he waited until she had dropped the M Bomb a good two dozen times before he dropped that anvil. Gorgeous.
Nice try, though, Sara. I’m sure, as she herself puts it, “Her reward is in heaven.”
jane
That’s weird that someone had the time to come up with that chart so fast. Wonder why McCain/Palin supporters couldnt…. oh that’s right…they are all at work!!!
D
@ An Other Greek
she reminds me of Clarence Thomas
Clarence Thomas has an Ivy League law degree and is highly intelligent. (He became a Republican before intelligence and accomplishment became pejoratives to the GOP “base”.)
marc
Is Jane crying?
jane
Not crying…..unlike Biden last night. Which by the way, if Palin had done would have gotten ripped for “using female emotions to sway voters.” Give me an fing break.
Meg
I hate them both, but I kind of side with Jane on that one. When Biden ‘teared up’ I felt like I was going to vomit. Oh please.
Neither of them answered a damn question. Palin told mommy stories and Biden answered every questions with either “McCain would agree with me” or “McCain did xyz”… I could almost picture him being tucked into bed while wearing his McCain footy pajamas.
Scrap them both, let’s try again
Malissa
Meg, what debate did you watch? Joe Biden gave clear, concise answers that directly related to the questions that were asked. He gave specific plans, he shared his voting record as well as Senator McCain’s, and shared Senator Obama’s positions. He did everything right. When the opposing party’s policies have been such an abject failure and the opposing cadidate does not distinguish himself from that, of course you call the other person out and point out how your party is different and on the right track.
donsnyc
You Betcha! That darn thingamajinge is absolutely riight!
Meg
If by right you mean talk out of his ass, then yes, you are correct. Did he have some poignant things to say? He did. Did he misrepresent several facts? Yes. I would prefer that he would answer the question instead of throwing out an incorrect McCain ‘fact’ such as McCain voting for the tax increase for those making $46,000 +, which is false as McCain did not. Or, if you want, we can look at a quote from Biden on McCain: “I would be honored to run with or against John McCain, because I think the country would be better off.”
Lastly, the thing that really bugs me about Biden is that he’s a thief. Does anyone recall that he ran for president back in 1988 and had to drop out of the race for plagiarizing every speech he gave? And once he dropped out, he refused to pay for the air time and expenses leaving other to cover the costs.
I don’t like either option for VP, so my ill feelings are not limited to Biden, but can you really stand behind a man like that? Did you take public speaking in college? If so, open the text book and you’ll find Biden in it as an example of who not to be.
Stand behind Obama, stand behind McCain, I don’t care, but for the love of God, don’t put your trust in Biden.
http://republicanrowdy.blogspot.com/2008/09/joe-biden-admitted-plagarist-also-thief.html
An Other Greek
D, is that really what you think reminded me of Clarence Thomas? Her intelligence? No, it’s her betrayal to her own issues, the fact that she is a Trojan horse to women, the tokenism of her whorishness…
also, Thomas’s “intelligence” is debatable, no?
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ZGIRISH
If Hillary winked or even responded the way Palin did the press would make mince meat out of her…. but $700B is bigger fish!
D
@ An Other Greek
Of course I have no way of knowing what you were thinking beyond what you wrote.
I simply pointed out two major differences between Palin and Thomas
Thomas’s intelligence is indeed debatable, as is most any other subject.
patricia
As a mother who lost her only child (age 22 from a drug overdose) I have nothing but sympathy for Joe Biden who lost a wife and two chldren. When something triggers that memory no matter how many years have gone by and where you may be,the tears come. Also – real men cry.
Phoenix (The Angry Millitant Nelly Stoking the Fires of Change)
I never thought the Republicans could find another candidate less qualified and less worthy than George W. Bush…and yet they have found Gov Palin.
Deny
This American election is unreal, it’s been on TV for over 1 year. A Bimbo is picked to run for Vice-president, is everyone as stupid as George Bush? I will never understand where they find these people to run and destroy a country. America quit fighting useless wars and look after your own people, give them health care and a GOOD Education. If everyone has a half decent education, they will maybe realize what idiots they’ve elected because of brainwashing over war and religion. MAY THE BEST MAN– OBAMA WIN!